Crazy stuff from my job

Cybyassociation

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I'm a teacher. I had a student who, at home, was saving pornography pictures into a word document on a flash drive. I don't know why, I'm assuming so his parents or teachers wouldn't see just a ton of pictures. One day at school, he went to quick print a document from his drive and accidentally printed off 83 color pages of pornography in the school's library. I've got more stories, but I'll add those to the thread sporadically.
 
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I'm a teacher. I had a student who, at home, was saving pornography pictures into a word document on a flash drive. I don't know why, I'm assuming so his parents or teachers wouldn't see just a ton of pictures. One day at school, he went to quick print a document from his drive and accidentally printed off 83 color pages of pornography in the school's library. I've got more stories, but I'll add those to the thread sporadically.
Watershed moment in that kids life.
 

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My dad worked with a guy by the name of "Bud" for years. I grew up only knowing him as Bud, until is retirement party when I found out his name was Gay Seamen. Bud and his wife retired to Florida.

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Anybody else on here remember a beautiful blonde around the Ames area in the mid-late 80's named Debbie Head from Cumming, IA? I miss her...
 

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Not exactly sure.
I'm a teacher. I had a student who, at home, was saving pornography pictures into a word document on a flash drive. I don't know why, I'm assuming so his parents or teachers wouldn't see just a ton of pictures. One day at school, he went to quick print a document from his drive and accidentally printed off 83 color pages of pornography in the school's library. I've got more stories, but I'll add those to the thread sporadically.


Ok.....i heard it was 103 pages, what did you do with the other 20.
 

CloneinWDSM

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Music teacher had a last name of Nicewanger

Clients first name is Iraq

Tombstone back from home there is a husband and wife tombstone **** and Harriet Boner
 

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My dad worked with a guy by the name of "Bud" for years. I grew up only knowing him as Bud, until is retirement party when I found out his name was Gay Seamen. Bud and his wife retired to Florida.

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I'm guessing there's probably more than 1 in Florida.
 

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Graduated high school with Robyn Hood (Carlisle class of 1986). Also had Steve Martin in the class, but not as funny as the original.
 

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Back in High school there was a kid a few classes lower whose name was Raymond Todd. Best part is that for whatever reason, his mom would always call the school and leave a message for him to go to the office to receive. The office worker would ALWAYS announce, "Ray Todd, you have a message in the office." over the intercom.
 

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In Catholic gradeschool we had a nice african american girl named "Della Ware"
 

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Convincing yourself that your boring unimportant job is CRAZY is one way to get through life without putting a bullet in your head. Well done!
 

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A significant part of the company I am at will be relocating from our current suburbanish office space to a second downtown location. Word on the street is the head honcho wants to be able to walk to work as they have a condo downtown. Guess where honcho's primary residence is... Florida. So cool that 50+ people will get to fight traffic everyday so you are able to walk to work during the 15% of the year you are in Des Moines.
 

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I'm a teacher. I had a student who, at home, was saving pornography pictures into a word document on a flash drive. I don't know why, I'm assuming so his parents or teachers wouldn't see just a ton of pictures. One day at school, he went to quick print a document from his drive and accidentally printed off 83 color pages of pornography in the school's library. I've got more stories, but I'll add those to the thread sporadically.

Had a similar thing happen to some poor kid in one of my engineering classes at ISU. He was giving a presentation and put his flash drive in the professor's laptop to bring up his powerpoint. The laptop settings were such that it would automatically bring up the picture viewer when it detected a new flash drive and it was just so. much. porn.
 

Cytasticlone

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Back in High school there was a kid a few classes lower whose name was Raymond Todd. Best part is that for whatever reason, his mom would always call the school and leave a message for him to go to the office to receive. The office worker would ALWAYS announce, "Ray Todd, you have a message in the office." over the intercom.

So much better if this was in Boston...