Crazy stuff from my job

[RedDog]

My Grandmother knew a lady named Iva Odor.

 

[urb1]

A manager called me over once to say an employee of his reported a cl*tch in her computer (instead of glitch). He could not stop laughing.

 

[cycloneted]

After reading through this thread I am reminded of this Seinfeld scene. These stories, like bowling, are insane, they are crazy!!

[video]https://youtu.be/GnSwz-9LLc4?t=14[/video]

 

[Deanster]

Hahaha I love when people with weird names try to pronounce them different.

[video=youtube;VJU3lsezXjc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJU3lsezXjc[/video]

 

[demoncore1031]

Intersting. The City of Renton's maintenance shop, which is located right behind that cemetery, used to be a client of my company. I've been to Jimi's grave a couple of times.

Oh, nice! Yeah I guess there are no lights in the cemetery but they leave it open all night. I bet people go out there and party quite a bit.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

I'm trying to think back in the people I've met. The only one I've known is Richard Johnson, he would get furious if someone called him ****

 

[Wesley]

Had a friend who dated a girl named candy cox.

Was she from Waterkoo?

 

[BCClone]

Was she from Waterkoo?

Nope. Small town NW of mason city.

 

[SCNCY]

Maybe some of you who work in Agriculture know this person at Bunge. But his name is Richard Moneymaker. Seriously, look up his linkedin profile on google.

 

[lakeliving]

We had a stray dog show up at our place. We called the local radio station to have them list the lost dog. Sure enough, someone calls and says " I think that is my dog.".........make arrangements for him to come pick up the dog. He shows up at our place to get the dog and says " My name is Mike Hunt, I am the guy that called about the dog." :wideeyed:
He was very appreciative to have found his dog, but not what I was expecting.

 

[Clark]

Tom Arnold ✔ @TomArnold Fonda Dicks was a first team All State BB player from SE Iowa when I was in High School. She married a guy named Peters. Look it up
7:17 PM - 1 Mar 2015

her brother was my high school math teacher

 

[SpokaneCY]

Met a navy guy while I served in the USAF. His last name was Eader. His rank was Seaman. Seaman Eader.

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

My great grandfather's surname was Hoff. His first name was Jack...

 

[ISU42]

Tom Arnold ✔ @TomArnold Fonda Dicks was a first team All State BB player from SE Iowa when I was in High School. She married a guy named Peters. Look it up
7:17 PM - 1 Mar 2015

While Fonda is real I don't think she married a Peters.

 

[Ficklone02]

While Fonda is real I don't think she married a Peters.

Too bad. The thought of that hyphenated name makes me smile.

 

[ISUME]

I had a lab partner in college named Gui Dong, he went by David Dong instead.

 

[SerenityNow]

The resource officer at my daughter's school is officer Killem.

 

[SerenityNow]

When I was at ISU, I played on a summer beer league softball team. One of the guys made innuendo names on the acts of our jerseys.

Mine was Hugh Jorgan.

 

[BCClone]

Guy on my floor at isu had a first name of Dung. Went by Doug.

 

[cstrunk]

My great grandfather's surname was Hoff. His first name was Jack...

Isn't the old white haired guy on Gold Rush named Jack Hoffman?