It’s so cold
That my wife said we should have sex to create warmth.
If true, congrats!
It’s so cold
That my wife said we should have sex to create warmth.
We've been cold here in the PNW too. Our heating bill for November was 4X bigger than our October bill. I'm scared to see what it will be for December. Our houses aren't built for single digit overnight lows!
It depends. Is it your birthday or your anniversary?I said wife, what do you think happened.
No and no.It depends. Is it your birthday or your anniversary?
Gas forced air. We do have a wood burning fireplace but the previous owner blocked it and it hasn't been a priority to get it back into working order.What kind of heating do you use?
Dammit, I can't top this.It’s so cold I contracted gonorrhea just for the burning sensation.
My most recent heating bill was $130 and I crank it so that I’m always comfy. Maybe I’m in for a surprise next month.We've been cold here in the PNW too. Our heating bill for November was 4X bigger than our October bill. I'm scared to see what it will be for December. Our houses aren't built for single digit overnight lows!
It’s so cold out…
I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pocket
Our house is a 1-1/2 story, like 3600sf total so about 2200sf main floor. The furnace is in the garage and the hot air has to run the length of the house with all the ducts in the crawl space and minimally insulated.My most recent heating bill was $130 and I crank it so that I’m always comfy. Maybe I’m in for a surprise next month.
It’s so cold I contracted gonorrhea just for the burning sensation.
Do you really want to?Dammit, I can't top this.
It's so cold that it was a Three Dog Night. (The band's now-famous name refers to native Australian hunters in the outback who huddled with their dogs for warmth on cold nights; the coldest being a “three dog night”.)
Mine just says low pressure all winter.The tire pressure sensors don’t register. Three tires with 30 psi and the other with - -. I was like oh F! Good thing it is good on pressure. Just that it’s-10 out and you may have a flat tire.