Than they will hire a Lawyer who graduated from Iowa and prosecute me :wideeyed:
There's a decent chance that that U of I lawyer is an ISU undergrad and a Clone fan.
Everyone acts like all the lawyers and doctors in Iowa are Hawk fans, but I would bet those that went to a major university for undergrad (be it ISU or otherwise) are more loyal to their undergrad. I know a few drs/lawyers who went to ISU for undergrad, and U of I for grad school, and they all support their undergrad first.