Laying an egg

[ImJustKCClone]

That actually happens with babies, too - the head just clears the way for the rest.

I'm curious how many of these options the OP has experienced.

We could throw in "passing a kidney stone" just for kicks & giggles.

 

[Rural]

 

[dinger]

I wouldn't eat poop or a baby. I abstain from voting.

 

[Bret44]

Chickens can lay eggs about every 1.25 - 1.4 days. I am guess that it is more akin to a poo, but then again their poo is runny and never hard, so who knows.

 

[nfrine]

Seen on the bathroom wall at DFW...

"Here I sit with cheeks a'flexin',
Giving birth to another Texan."

 

[cowgirl836]

Chickens can lay eggs about every 1.25 - 1.4 days. I am guess that it is more akin to a poo, but then again their poo is runny and never hard, so who knows.

that was my thought, they do it about every day or so so it can be like giving birth. Did you have chicken George yet or was he gone by then? Good ole chicken day in lab.

 

[CycoCyclone]

the shell isn't formed internally, so probably a big poo

 

[Chitowncy]

Do you think laying an egg is closer to taking a nice number two or closer to a woman giving birth to a child. Discuss...

Did you and a friend have a bet? Is the CF community responsible for settling the bet?

I'd say it all depends on the size of the egg. Ostrich egg: birth to child. Chicken egg: nice number two.

 

[CycloneWanderer]

I would imagine that laying an egg for a chicken feels like getting milked does for a cow.

 

[harimad]

I made it to the end of the thread. Have I won anything?

 

[dtISU]

I just want to be able to say that I participated in this thread.

 

[tyler24]

Did you and a friend have a bet? Is the CF community responsible for settling the bet?

I'd say it all depends on the size of the egg. Ostrich egg: birth to child. Chicken egg: nice number two.

Nope... Just my random mind

 

[cmjh10]

That actually happens with babies, too - the head just clears the way for the rest.

I'm curious how many of these options the OP has experienced.

Yep, no kids for me.......

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Seen on the bathroom wall at DFW...

"Here I sit with cheeks a'flexin',
Giving birth to another Texan."

My favorite on campus was:

"Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to s*** but only farted."