Yeah, I mean, it's not like a major, nationally-televised event that tens of thousands of people will attend, spending millions of dollars on tickets, hotels, and food. Pretty sure I could arrange it in an afternoon.
I sent them my host proposal. I had 5 waiters in tuxedos handing out whorederves, Kathy Griffin lined up for comedy, and the cup of grass was a performance by Crazytown. Can't believe they took ISU over that.