For disturbing the peace... Yelled at an old lady through a dixie cup in a parking garage.... Must have a short fuse, No comment from the Athletic Department and he is going to court, Punishible by 3 months in prison.. lol
NUs QB Keller Cited for Class 3 Misdemeanor
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Yelling through a Dixie cup? WTF? Did he cut the bottom of it out and use it as a bullhorn or something?
haha, thats just how the news reported it... "He Yelled Profane Words through a cup at an old lady in the parking garage"
The cup must have been a bullhorn and he must have been yelling u ol son of $*^^)_++)_7=7. Now the real qquestionb is did dshe cut his car off in the oparking garage? How can can you be mad at an old lady? Uouu are King Keller, the annointed one. Right, Garn? How bizarro or skeletorish.
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Old lady must have had her old phone system with her. Just can't trust them young whippersnappers with the cup and string anymore. :no6xn:
ok ok clarification.,.. he threw the cup at her, hahaha
Campus police cited Nebraska quarterback Sam Keller Thursday for disturbing the peace after he allegedly yelled profanities at a woman who took a parking spot he was waiting for in a campus parking garage.
The woman told campus police Keller got out of his car, yelled and threw a plastic cup at her car, said University Police Capt. Carl Oestmann.
Keller then left the area, "evidently looking for another parking spot," Oestmann said. Police later contacted Keller and cited him for disturbing the peace, Oestmann said.
Keith Mann said Thursday evening that the football staff is aware of the incident, but said the Athletic Department would have no immediate comment.
Keller transferred to Nebraska from Arizona State last year, sitting out 2006 because of transfer rules. He'll be a fifth-year senior this season, and coach Bill Callahan has said he will compete with Joe Ganz and Beau Davis for the starting job.
Disturbing the peace is a Class III misdemeanor, punishable by up to three months in jail and a $500 fine.
Campus police cited Nebraska quarterback Sam Keller Thursday for disturbing the peace after he allegedly yelled profanities at a woman who took a parking spot he was waiting for in a campus parking garage.
The woman told campus police Keller got out of his car, yelled and threw a plastic cup at her car, said University Police Capt. Carl Oestmann.
Keller then left the area, "evidently looking for another parking spot," Oestmann said. Police later contacted Keller and cited him for disturbing the peace, Oestmann said.
Keith Mann said Thursday evening that the football staff is aware of the incident, but said the Athletic Department would have no immediate comment.
Keller transferred to Nebraska from Arizona State last year, sitting out 2006 because of transfer rules. He'll be a fifth-year senior this season, and coach Bill Callahan has said he will compete with Joe Ganz and Beau Davis for the starting job.
Disturbing the peace is a Class III misdemeanor, punishable by up to three months in jail and a $500 fine.
Can anyone really imagine trying to explain this to a possible future employer?
"Yea, I spent 3 months in prison on a class 3 misdemeanor"
"well, what did you do? Must have been pretty bad."
"Actually, I was yelling at an old lady through the bottom of a dixie cup and she called the cops."
"..... NEXT!"
"Yea, I spent 3 months in prison on a class 3 misdemeanor"
"well, what did you do? Must have been pretty bad."
"Actually, I was yelling at an old lady through the bottom of a dixie cup and she called the cops."
"..... NEXT!"
That makes a little more sense, but still stupid. " You old hag, take this (as I search for my the nearest plastic cup with pretty flowers to throw)"
ACTUALLY, he was stoned, and thought that that "cup" was an actual bouquet of flowers, and was trying to give whom he thought, was his grandmother, a gift. :biggrin9gp:
haha, yeah... when i listened to it on the news it came out as. Keller yelled at an elderly lady and threw a dixie cup... i guess i missed the "And" part LOL
lol.... Must be on riddilin (sp?) Nebraska coaching staff must have him throwing at everything in sight... Looks like he has a good arm... wonder if he left a dent?
