*** Official Texas vs IOWA STATE Game(Day) Thread ***

Inthesystem

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I’m really concerned about our secondary today. We’ve made a few quarterbacks look really good.
 

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Am I the only one that doesn’t get all the monkey references?
Texas special teams coach left his wife for a stripper named Pole Assassin. Pole Assassin had a pet monkey that helped her perform. On Halloween the monkey bit a kid and they had to pry the kid from its jaws. This is why we don’t have a special teams coach.
 

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Texas special teams coach left his wife for a stripper named Pole Assassin. Pole Assassin had a pet monkey that helped her perform. On Halloween the monkey bit a kid and they had to pry the kid from its jaws. This is why we don’t have a special teams coach.
So that's the reason we don't have a ST coach.

Roger. I guess in a kind of perverted sense, it finally makes sense. LOL
 
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t-noah

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Let's go Cyclones! Send UT out of Jack Trice Stadium (if this is, in fact, their last appearance) with a whooping!

Hope Mike Rose is healed up!
We likely won't know if Rose will play until first defensive series. Secret business you know.
 
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Rus and Rose going through warmups in uniform. However, Rose was in uniform during warm ups last week too, and didn’t play… so we will still have to wait and see.
 

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I strongly dislike night games. Yes, it's fun to play under the lights, but I'm just not a mature enough adult to accomplish anything before the 'Clones game on Saturdays in the fall.