When my girl was four, my wife called me while I was coming home from work late. She said our daughter got in trouble at daycare, and promptly put her on the phone. My sweet little girl proceeded to say that she got in trouble for saying mother****** at school. I'm not sure what the look on my face was when I heard that drop out in my innocent little girl's mouth, but I bet I haven't looked more surprised about anything in my life.
The conversation continued after a few moments of stunned silence from me. She said she learned it from her friend, but then she proceeded to say, "But daddy, I didn't mean to say mother******. I didn't even know that mother****** was a bad word. I was just repeating it because Zoe said mother******." I remember screaming, "STOP SAYING THAT WORD!!"
There's no parenting handbook to prepare you for that phone call. :skeptical:
Every time i get mad i at someone I call them a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ****!
