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cyrocksmypants

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and I am pretty sure I have never sent a text with that words so IDK why my phone was like YES, THIS IS THE WORD SHE IS LOOKING FOR!

It likes to troll. I caught just in time that it had changed my "I bet niece is so excited to be a big sister" to "**** sister"

Mine sometimes changed "give" to "HIV". Completely went wrong when talking to a friend about the birthday present I got her teenage daughter.
 

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I'm a fourth year medical student and today is my last day on this Emergency Medicine rotation. All I can say is how thankful I am that I'll never before forced to remove an actively vibrating, neon flashing ***** from a man's rectum again. :GEEK:
so, you have removed an actively vibrating, neon flashing ***** from a man's rectum?
 

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Haha the "before" should say "be." Awesome autocorrect. As for my chosen specialty:

ObGyn. (Which, yes, has its own set of awkward moments but some of these people who come into the ER are just... special.)


I always find it interesting when you find a dude wanting into that specialty. I wanted to be a vet for a while, but only if I could be an bovine ObGyn vet (which I'm pretty sure is not a thing) and skip the part where you gotta take care of chickens and ****.

Where you going to be doctoring at? Any other cool stories? I read ER wacko stories on Reddit sometimes......disgusting. So gross.
 

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Mine sometimes changed "give" to "HIV". Completely went wrong when talking to a friend about the birthday present I got her teenage daughter.
When I had a flip phone in high it would change "eating" to "dating" so I always had to double check before I sent a text to my gf saying I was done eating. Almost broke up her a few times
 

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WOO, did you see the Marx Madness thread in BB forum a day or two ago it seemed like something you might enjoy.
LutherClone, so did you get to be on that TV show? I think it is called sex toys sent me to the ER or something like that.
 

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Is it weird to anyone else when someone changes their longtime avatar? I feel lied to when it happens.
It throws me off. I identify people by their avatars.

I think someone told me my current avatar is one Clones21 had as his avatar.

My avatar is a photo I took myself at Iowa State media day a couple years ago.
 
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I'm a fourth year medical student and today is my last day on this Emergency Medicine rotation. All I can say is how thankful I am that I'll never before forced to remove an actively vibrating, neon flashing ***** from a man's rectum again. :GEEK:

There simply is no adequate response to this post. I'm just grateful that gerbil has too many letters.
 

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WOO, did you see the Marx Madness thread in BB forum a day or two ago it seemed like something you might enjoy.
LutherClone, so did you get to be on that TV show? I think it is called sex toys sent me to the ER or something like that.
I hadn't seen it, but that was pretty good. I didn't know a ton of names though
 

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I'm a fourth year medical student and today is my last day on this Emergency Medicine rotation. All I can say is how thankful I am that I'll never before forced to remove an actively vibrating, neon flashing ***** from a man's rectum again. :GEEK:

Did the man have to be restrained?






....or did he want it removed?
 

cyrevkah

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I'm a fourth year medical student and today is my last day on this Emergency Medicine rotation. All I can say is how thankful I am that I'll never before forced to remove an actively vibrating, neon flashing ***** from a man's rectum again. :GEEK:

I have flipped past the show Sex sent me to the ER while looking for something to watch. I've seen bits of it that make you wonder about people's choice making skills. :(
 

cyrevkah

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Haha the "before" should say "be." Awesome autocorrect. As for my chosen specialty:

ObGyn. (Which, yes, has its own set of awkward moments but some of these people who come into the ER are just... special.)

I hope you have many many good patients/memories as you continue that will out weigh any sad things. Our OB was crushed with us when Doria's heart stopped. He was so encouraging and awesome during the second pregnancy.
 
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