Regarding Jacob Park's status vs. Texas Tech

[tolfbfan]

From inside source: There is a bad case of head lice in the locker room and an unidentified player said, "HELL NO, my hair is too pretty to take that chance."

Sounds legit to me!

Actually, I hope everyone is fine and a mans game becomes important again.

 

[madguy30]

Worked in the library today. Park was not in my study room. Can confirm.

I went to the grocery store today...no JP.

The grocery store wasn't in Ames, or in Iowa, but still concerning not to see Jacob Park. I was gonna see if he'd throw me a roll of paper towels or something and see how how things were after this time away.

Maybe a thumbs up as well.

 

[cycloneML]

He's not here in the Sun Room of the Memorial Union either.

Is that the room on west side overlooking squaw fountain? If so one of my favorite places at ISU. Used to study there

 

[Nelcyn]

Ermegesh, whar Park?

 

[Spam]

Is that the room on west side overlooking squaw fountain? If so one of my favorite places at ISU. Used to study there

This one? This is the Campanile Room.

 

[ItsCyence]

I think we're all ignoring the obvious question here.

With the game being against the Red Raiders of Texas Tech, will Jacob Park be an active participant on the football roster this coming Saturday?

 

[CycloneErik]

This one? This is the Campanile Room.

Given the emptiness of that room and the sunlight showing through the windows, I can only assume that none of will find Jacob Park, because he has gained control over time and space.

 

[GTO]

Jacob Park, Jamie Pollard.

Both JP.

Coincidence?

 

[bozclone]

I didn't realize Park wasn't active the last two games. Why wasn't there any discussion about this fact on CF?

 

[ChrisMWilliams]

Y'all are a bunch of wise guys.

 

[GTO]

I didn't realize Park wasn't active the last two games. Why wasn't there any discussion about this fact on CF?

^^^ bozoclone^^^

 

[Clones8686]

Y'all are a bunch of wise guys.

Possibly, but I don't believe you ever answered the question about Jacob Park's status on Saturday and I'd very much like to know.

 

[Farnsworth]

I went to the grocery store today...no JP.

The grocery store wasn't in Ames, or in Iowa, but still concerning not to see Jacob Park. I was gonna see if he'd throw me a roll of paper towels or something and see how how things were after this time away.

Maybe a thumbs up as well.

He's not currently in my bathroom.

Wait, let me check behind the shower curtain....

nope, not there either.

Mystery Machine time?

 

[GTO]

He's not currently in my bathroom.

Wait, let me check behind the shower curtain....

nope, not there either.

Mystery Machine time?

Only if you have enough Scooby snacks.

 

[clonebb]

Y'all are a bunch of wise guys.

Y’all or Ya’ll?

Discuss.

 

[inCyteful]

Can someone check flag football team rosters?

 

[GTO]

Can someone check flag football team rosters?

Local church leagues?

 

[k123]

Neat we did our usual quarterback controversy backwards this year. Perhaps we are living in a Christopher Nolan movie without knowing it.

CW, there must be more than you know than you are letting on, and for all the HIPPA/personal respect to privacy reasons, I think that is good...but can you at least drop breadcrumbs, like whether it is health or family or team discipline? Something to let us know if it is week-to-week or like maybe goodbye? Maybe put something in white text, and only visible if reader highlights the reply? (just like this!)

I did see this last week, don't remember seeing it posted here, Lazard commenting about hoping to chat with Jacob Park:

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Thought I saw him earlier today, but then I realized I was just AT a park.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Neat we did our usual quarterback controversy backwards this year. Perhaps we are living in a Christopher Nolan movie without knowing it.

CW, there must be more than you know than you are letting on, and for all the HIPPA/personal respect to privacy reasons, I think that is good...but can you at least drop breadcrumbs, like whether it is health or family or team discipline? Something to let us know if it is week-to-week or like maybe goodbye? Maybe put something in white text, and only visible if reader highlights the reply? (just like this!)

I did see this last week, don't remember seeing it posted here, Lazard commenting about hoping to chat with Jacob Park:

Honestly, I personally feel like if it's not team related, it's really none of our damned business.