Riddles, Reviews, and Rambles!

[CYTIME]

A dictionary....had to think a while on that one:yes4lo:

Very good.

New one:
My life can be measured in hours;
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
What am I?

 

[ceeboe]

I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I?

3 days ago.

ahhh shucks!

 

[Michael Lastuvka]

Very good.

New one:
My life can be measured in hours;
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
What am I?

A candle....I used that for halloween one year. Very clever stuff!

 

[Michael Lastuvka]

What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?

 

[ceeboe]

What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?

a whole?

 

[ceeboe]

Why can't you take a picture of a Indian woman with hair curlers?

 

[CYTIME]

Why can't you take a picture of a Indian woman with hair curlers?

You can't take a picture with hair curlers.

Next:

You can have me but cannot hold me;
Gain me and quickly lose me.
If treated with care I can be great,
And if betrayed I will break.
What am I?

 

[amyk33]

You can't take a picture with hair curlers.

Next:

You can have me but cannot hold me;
Gain me and quickly lose me.
If treated with care I can be great,
And if betrayed I will break.
What am I?

Could it be trust?

 

[CYTIME]

Could it be trust?

In the words of The Fonz..."correctamundo!"

 

[ceeboe]

good job amyk

 

[amyk33]

thanks!

wow...the fonz is almost before my time cytime! eek!

 

[clones_jer]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

How about a cow with 2 legs?

 

[amyk33]

did this stump every one?? where did my riddle people go??

 

[clones_jer]

first one is "Ground Beef"

 

[clones_jer]

other is lean beef ... yikes!, just call me thread killer

 

[amyk33]

um...yeah...anyone else? good try though jer!

 

[kgreeny]

A man road into town on Friday, stayed two days and rode out on Friday - How?

Friday is his Horse.

 

[amyk33]

Friday is his Horse.

duh! my dad used to tell me that riddle and i totally forgot the answer!

he also used to say "railroad crossings, railroad cars, can you spell that without any r's?"

 

[kgreeny]

duh! my dad used to tell me that riddle and i totally forgot the answer!

he also used to say "railroad crossings, railroad cars, can you spell that without any r's?"

I have to type some more letters because "it" is to short of response

 

[amyk33]

It?? The answer is t-h-a-t.