Riddles, Reviews, and Rambles!

[hawksuck75]

man rides into town on sunday stays there 4 days and leaves on sunday.

How did he do it

 

[kgreeny]

My bad, I didn't read it close. We use to say "spell it "

Try this. A person drives in a perfect sqaure. The north leg takes him one and a half hours. Makes a right turn. Travels east for one and a half hour. Right hand turn. Travles south for one and a half hours. right hand turn. How come the west leg only takes 90 mins?

 

[amyk33]

b/c 1 1/2 hours= 90 minutes??

 

[clones_jer]

My bad, I didn't read it close. We use to say "spell it "

Try this. A person drives in a perfect sqaure. The north leg takes him one and a half hours. Makes a right turn. Travels east for one and a half hour. Right hand turn. Travles south for one and a half hours. right hand turn. How come the west leg only takes 90 mins?

wow ... thats worse that who's buried in Grants tomb ...

why to Friday afternoons drag on so?

 

[MidwestZest]

Try this on somebody sometime: Have them say the word 'silk' five times fast. Then ask them "what do cows drink?" 4 times outta five they'll say "milk." But cows don't drink milk. they drink water.

 

[kgreeny]

Maybe Bad, but still passes the friday afternoon

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

If a plane crashes on the US/Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

If a rooster lays an egg on the peek of a roof, which way will it roll, North or south?

 

[amyk33]

If a plane crashes on the US/Canadian border, where would they bury the survivors?

Survivors wouldn't be buried!

 

[amyk33]

If a rooster lays an egg on the peek of a roof, which way will it roll, North or south?

Roosters don't lay the eggs...hens do.

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

OK they were way too easy. I'll think of another one or two

 

[ceeboe]

i must be tired because I didnt think of those.

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

Alright, try this one:

A bus driver is heading down a street in Colorado. He goes right past a stop sign and doesn't stop, then he turned left where there was a "No left turn" and went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went down the street on the left side of the road right by a cop. Still he did not break any laws------Why not?

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

What the heck, did I stump everyone?

The bus driver was walking

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

A girl, a horse and a dog come to a bridge. The girl rides the horse across the bridge, yet walked. How is this possible?

 

[amyk33]

A girl, a horse and a dog come to a bridge. The girl rides the horse across the bridge, yet walked. How is this possible?

I'm confused. Who walked??

 

[chadm]

yet walked.

yet is the dogs name.

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

yet is the dogs name.

Bingo there chadm

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

One more and then I'm heading home so it might be a little bit before I am back.

Frank weighs 1/2 as much as John, and Fred weighs 3 times as much as Frank. Combined they weigh 720 lbs. How much does each man weigh?

 

[amyk33]

Ok...just let me say that the spelling, capitalization and grammar throw me off with these. I think some are better spoken...