Shower Beers?
- Thread starter BKLYNCyclone
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I always pour the heavy beers into a glass. My shower doesn't have the same balance capacity for glasses as it does for bottles and cans.
Houston never has the smell of fall in the air. So I can keep drinking shower beers?
Because the unemployed people that hang around drinking beer in the shower over the summer start getting hired on as seasonal work for Christmas and have to start working again.
Back in the day it was a Friday night prior to scavenging drunk chics tradition....as an old man....can't remember the last one.
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Shower Beer Evolution.
1: College Dorms. If you havent drug a folding chair to the shower on a Thursday night before going out, you dont know what you are missing. No, it's not the naked guys all sitting on rusty folding chairs, drinking beers with Pink im coming up blasting through the bathroom, its not the excitement of having a plug in radio sitting in the middle of 12 guys in scalding hot water slamming natty light when the steam is so thick you cant see the can in front of your face all the while wondering if you will all be electrocuted and the crime scene police will deduct a gay orgy gone bad. Its the comradeship of your fellow ***** slaying friends sharing an intimate moment before engaging in a night of penny beers and stealing cyrocks g/f
2: Post Grad. At crappy job. Want to leave and hang out with friends who are already at Drink, The orignal Fun Bar. Come home, rip off $100 suit, jump in shower, slam some bud light hoping to be buzzed by the time you get to the bar. Slap on a 7 diamonds shirt and some Diesels, roll out feeling like a million bucks letting your silver chain hang like a boss. Come home hammered, feeling like you got roofied. Shower beer yourself to sleep, friends knock door down, save life from drowning. Wake up awkwardly knowing all your friends saw your limp *****. Sure you look good sometimes, but passed out in a shower isnt probably glamour shots for the ol' d.
3: Wife. Wife drinks more shower beers than I do.
4: Wife and kids. Cant drink beer on weekdays. Hide in shower, sometimes just letting the steam build while sitting on the toilet. Maybe with the lights off. Cell phone flashlight scans across the room. Spots beer. What if the world came to an end. What if they didnt survive. Id be sad. Id have to get over it to rebuild society. Be tough. Hmmm theyre dead but I still have shower beers. Not an I am legend deal but a Gilligan island type of thing. Shower beers in the whitehouse. With Michelle.
5: IM successful now. Every successful person has seating in the shower. Do the math. Built for shower beers. Bill Gates, Mark Cuban, Warren Buffet, Sham Wow guy, Jarred from Subway. Every successful man has shower beers.
1: College Dorms. If you havent drug a folding chair to the shower on a Thursday night before going out, you dont know what you are missing. No, it's not the naked guys all sitting on rusty folding chairs, drinking beers with Pink im coming up blasting through the bathroom, its not the excitement of having a plug in radio sitting in the middle of 12 guys in scalding hot water slamming natty light when the steam is so thick you cant see the can in front of your face all the while wondering if you will all be electrocuted and the crime scene police will deduct a gay orgy gone bad. Its the comradeship of your fellow ***** slaying friends sharing an intimate moment before engaging in a night of penny beers and stealing cyrocks g/f
2: Post Grad. At crappy job. Want to leave and hang out with friends who are already at Drink, The orignal Fun Bar. Come home, rip off $100 suit, jump in shower, slam some bud light hoping to be buzzed by the time you get to the bar. Slap on a 7 diamonds shirt and some Diesels, roll out feeling like a million bucks letting your silver chain hang like a boss. Come home hammered, feeling like you got roofied. Shower beer yourself to sleep, friends knock door down, save life from drowning. Wake up awkwardly knowing all your friends saw your limp *****. Sure you look good sometimes, but passed out in a shower isnt probably glamour shots for the ol' d.
3: Wife. Wife drinks more shower beers than I do.
4: Wife and kids. Cant drink beer on weekdays. Hide in shower, sometimes just letting the steam build while sitting on the toilet. Maybe with the lights off. Cell phone flashlight scans across the room. Spots beer. What if the world came to an end. What if they didnt survive. Id be sad. Id have to get over it to rebuild society. Be tough. Hmmm theyre dead but I still have shower beers. Not an I am legend deal but a Gilligan island type of thing. Shower beers in the whitehouse. With Michelle.
5: IM successful now. Every successful person has seating in the shower. Do the math. Built for shower beers. Bill Gates, Mark Cuban, Warren Buffet, Sham Wow guy, Jarred from Subway. Every successful man has shower beers.
