Baylor has had murder, drugs, and rape swept under the rug by a complicit athletic department and the school's administration.
What could they possibly do to get them kicked out of the Big IIXII if they have not yet been booted?
Molest little boys? Hmm... No...
Fake classes? Nope; that wouldn't work either...
Suck as bad as Temple:
http://www.nytimes.com/2001/03/03/sports/plus-college-football-temple-voted-out-of-the-big-east.html