Worst names you have ever heard?

[colbycheese]

My middle school guidance counselor's name was **** Barret.

 

[klamath632]

8 pages and nobody has brought up the worst name trend in Iowa??

Kinnick.


My son has not one but two boys in his class named Kinnick. My wifes cousin named his kid Kinnick and my brother in law was going to name his kid Kinnick until they found out they are having a girl.

Seriously, how would you like to be named after a football stadium? I just want to slap the **** out of every parent with a child named Kinnick.

They aren't named after a stadium. The stadium, and the kids, are named after the same man. Derp.

 

[1100011CS]

Just saw this one in the M'town paper: Anaid - the mother's name spelled backward

 

[zwclones51]

8 pages and nobody has brought up the worst name trend in Iowa??

Kinnick.


My son has not one but two boys in his class named Kinnick. My wifes cousin named his kid Kinnick and my brother in law was going to name his kid Kinnick until they found out they are having a girl.

Seriously, how would you like to be named after a football stadium? I just want to slap the **** out of every parent with a child named Kinnick.

What if I had a kid named Trice? It's actually kinda catchy

 

[CyArob]

Richard Boner.

Oh, and my Calc 3 teacher Yu Tung Poon.

 

[bawbie]

I have a buddy that's a big Hawk fan. Named his boys Kinnick and Carver.

I was just going to post that. Does he live in CR? Or are there two of them?

 

[DanCyn]

I was just going to post that. Does he live in CR? Or are there two of them?

Must be two. He's still in Des Moines.

 

[EvilBetty]

Dust (male)
Randi FInger (female)

not bad names but interesting

and i had a grade school teacher named Ms. Semen. wonder why she chose not to teach high school?

 

[brokenloginagain]

this thread reminded me of this article.

American Baby Names Are Somehow Getting Even Worse

other day in the gym I heard a dad yell for his two sons "Hemingway....Remington, get over here."

 

[Angie]

this thread reminded me of this article.

American Baby Names Are Somehow Getting Even Worse

other day in the gym I heard a dad yell for his two sons "Hemingway....Remington, get over here."

I love it - and it's 100% true. If you google message boards to help name your child (which will be mostly women), you'll see that those names are all 100% accurate. I've read a woman who was named Kelly and her husband was named Bryan come up with "Brylee" for their daughter - yeah, that kid's going to strip, because nobody is taking an adult Brylee seriously. Another woman named her daughter Jersey, her last name was Shore. This was AFTER the show came out.

 

[Cybirdy]

My sister used to live in CR. There were brothers in the daycare her kids went to that were Ruckus and Danger (if I remember right). A relative of a relative named their girl Jericho after a football player. On the news around football season there was a story about the Kinnick naming trend, one couple had a Kinnick Trice.

When we were pregnant with our third, hubby was watching the Masters a month before baby was due. We never can come up with boy names, so we joked if Charl Schwartzel won that would be our boy name (first and middle name) Good thing baby was a girl.

 

[Rabbuk]

My good friend's mom knew a guy who's name was Richard Head.

 

[PhillipJCY]

My good friend's mom knew a guy who's name was Richard Head.

I legitimately went to High School with a guy named Richard Annis.

 

[Gnomeborg]

Thaiazzaiannaiah. Pronounced "tatiana"

 

[Pitt_Clone]

When I worked at a Mailboxes Etc a guy came in to get his resume printed out and when he handed it to me I saw in big letters across the top the name Richard ****. I was pretty proud of myself for not laughing out loud in front of him.

 

[WooBadger18]

Can that really count, because he changed his name to make it weird.

 

[Doc]

this thread reminded me of this article.

American Baby Names Are Somehow Getting Even Worse

other day in the gym I heard a dad yell for his two sons "Hemingway....Remington, get over here."

At least call them Remy and Hemi if you're gonna give them those names.

 

[WooBadger18]

I have a buddy whose real name is Bung Ho... he goes by Max instead.

My girlfriend's mom works in schools and there was a girl named Bich Ho (a Vietnamese name that is pronounced "Bik")

 

[Pitt_Clone]

When I was young one of my friends had a next door neighbor whose name was E. True story. One letter. E.

This guy didn't happen to grow up and start a band did he?

Eels (band) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Schfinkter]

Richard Boner.
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I was going to post this one as well.. i wonder if its the same guy.. small town east of des moines?