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[MLawrence]

I never did anything that could have gotten her pregnant. And she lives a completely different lifestyle now than me. So I can only hope she was just wasted and wanted to get back together.

I believe you are correct, sir.

 

[Cycl1]

I believe you are correct, sir.

that or she is going to call you an ******* that ruined her life.

 

[isuska]

that or she is going to call you an ******* that ruined her life.

Also could be correct

 

[cyhiphopp]

Well. I'm awake.

My first girlfriend (which you will find in the "Meet the Parents" thread) that I broke up with 5 years ago (and dated for 1 year) just called me. At 3:30.

First time we've talked in probably three years.

Tells me "theres something I've had to tell you the last 5 years but now isn't the time can we hang out?"

I never did anything that could have gotten her pregnant. And she lives a completely different lifestyle now than me. So I can only hope she was just wasted and wanted to get back together.

She might want to come clean that she cheated on you or something else bad happened. Maybe she gave you VD! The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

I can't figure out how to embed YouTube vids, but this mad me LOL.

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc_W1_d2g2g[/video]

 

[zwclones51]

I can't figure out how to embed YouTube vids, but this mad me LOL.

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc_W1_d2g2g[/video]

Mobile Like. I didn't know what to expect hahah

 

[Bu4ISU]

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM[/video]
yeah I don't know how to embed a video. But if you haven't seen this it's hilarious. If you watched Sesame Street as a kid it's even better

 

[DistrictCyclone]

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM[/video]
yeah I don't know how to embed a video. But if you haven't seen this it's hilarious. If you watched Sesame Street as a kid it's even better

Hey Bu!

[VIDEO*] URL of video [/VIDEO*]

Remove asterisks.

WRECK TECH

 

[DistrictCyclone]

WRECK TECH

 

[cyhiphopp]

I can't figure out how to embed YouTube vids, but this mad me LOL.

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc_W1_d2g2g[/video]

That goat has a future in the industry I tell ya!

 

[VikesFan22]

WRECK TECH

TECH WRECKED

 

[Cycl1]

so, anyone drinking yet?

 

[cyguytillidie]

so, anyone drinking yet?

Not yet. Soon.

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

so, anyone drinking yet?

 

[KFitzy87]

Guys... I had my first Clone Cone today. It was delicious. But at 5 bucks a pop? Dayummm

 

[cowgirl836]

just wine so far. Consey back yet? I didn't even see anything wrong with his thread, but what do I know.

 

[KFitzy87]

just wine so far. Consey back yet? I didn't even see anything wrong with his thread, but what do I know.

?

 

[cowgirl836]

we made ribeye tonight but overdid it a bit. Sad times

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

Whatcha bastards drinking tonight?

 

[DistrictCyclone]

Whatcha bastards drinking tonight?

Soda