She's absolutely, positively, completely wrong but it's not divorce worthy.No, she's wrong and I'm right, or "no, put the phone to call the divorce lawyer down?"
She's absolutely, positively, completely wrong but it's not divorce worthy.No, she's wrong and I'm right, or "no, put the phone to call the divorce lawyer down?"
Brain fart moment of the day:
used the microwave to heat up some leftovers for lunch. A few seconds in I realize the plate in the microwave is empty because I didn't put any food on it.
I looked it up a few weeks ago after seeing so many posts mentioning itI don't even know what "WAP" is other than the sound of a thrown shoe hitting the side of someone's head.
Did this once where I nuked oatmeal without adding water.
Was such a disappointment when I realized it 2.5 minutes later.
My wife said "WAP" is a better song than "Paradise by the Dashboard Light."
I'm divorcing her.
One of my brothers nuked a piece of pizza for 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds. Same brother also tried to make Ramen in the microwave without water. Destroyed moms favorite measuring cup.
One of my brothers nuked a piece of pizza for 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds. Same brother also tried to make Ramen in the microwave without water. Destroyed moms favorite measuring cup.
I had to look up WAP. I find the lyrics to be subtly suggestive.My wife said "WAP" is a better song than "Paradise by the Dashboard Light."
I'm divorcing her.
Ya think?I had to look up WAP. I find the lyrics to be subtly suggestive.
I had to look up WAP. I find the lyrics to be subtly suggestive.
I'm thinking Boxster is avoiding us here.
My grandparents don't want to have Christmas this year, so I'm trying to convince my parents that we should take a trip to Mexico. I think it would be a nice alternative.