Random Thoughts 14: I can see clearly now 2020 edition

[ImJustKCClone]

No, she's wrong and I'm right, or "no, put the phone to call the divorce lawyer down?"

She's absolutely, positively, completely wrong but it's not divorce worthy.

 

[madguy30]

Brain fart moment of the day:
used the microwave to heat up some leftovers for lunch. A few seconds in I realize the plate in the microwave is empty because I didn't put any food on it.

Did this once where I nuked oatmeal without adding water.

Was such a disappointment when I realized it 2.5 minutes later.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I don't even know what "WAP" is other than the sound of a thrown shoe hitting the side of someone's head.

I looked it up a few weeks ago after seeing so many posts mentioning it

 

[cmjh10]

Did this once where I nuked oatmeal without adding water.

Was such a disappointment when I realized it 2.5 minutes later.

One of my brothers nuked a piece of pizza for 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds. Same brother also tried to make Ramen in the microwave without water. Destroyed moms favorite measuring cup.

 

[NWICY]

My wife said "WAP" is a better song than "Paradise by the Dashboard Light."

I'm divorcing her.

Well she is wrong , but divorce might be a little strong.

 

[NWICY]

One of my brothers nuked a piece of pizza for 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds. Same brother also tried to make Ramen in the microwave without water. Destroyed moms favorite measuring cup.

Evidently cooking isn't his strong point, at least not microwaving.

 

[madguy30]

One of my brothers nuked a piece of pizza for 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds. Same brother also tried to make Ramen in the microwave without water. Destroyed moms favorite measuring cup.

If you're adulting, do it once, it's a mistake.

Twice, and it's time to sober up.

 

[WooBadger18]

I just learned tonight that one of my high school coaches passed away suddenly this past weekend. I feel absolutely terrible for his family and the world is definitely a worse off with him not in it.

 

[jcyclonee]

My wife said "WAP" is a better song than "Paradise by the Dashboard Light."

I'm divorcing her.

I had to look up WAP. I find the lyrics to be subtly suggestive.

 

[jcyclonee]

Good news. FILs procedure went well. There was no significant blockage. That does kind of frustrate him. Now he has to go back to start to figure out why he's having chest discomfort.

 

[SCyclone]

Holy cow is it raining in Dirty Dodge. Like a cow peeing on a flat rock.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Not sure how I did this but I found a $25 Target gift card in my wallet behind some other cards. I have no idea how old it is or how/when I got it.
I just called the 800 # and it is still valid.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

I had to look up WAP. I find the lyrics to be subtly suggestive.

Ya think?

 

[BCClone]

I had to look up WAP. I find the lyrics to be subtly suggestive.

Did you click on images when you did? That should’ve been interesting

 

[BCClone]

Radar shows no rain here on the Iowa Minnesota border where I am but it’s still raining

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I'm starving and I didn't prep anything for lunch so I guess I need to get some take out somewhere

 

[BoxsterCy]

I'm thinking Boxster is avoiding us here.

NDY

 

[Busch__Latte]

My grandparents don't want to have Christmas this year, so I'm trying to convince my parents that we should take a trip to Mexico. I think it would be a nice alternative.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I want to mark that with dumb, but dumb just doesn't quite do it...

 

[BCClone]

My grandparents don't want to have Christmas this year, so I'm trying to convince my parents that we should take a trip to Mexico. I think it would be a nice alternative.

Just have them get a new hot tub.