Exciting News Ahead!!!

[ornryactor]

So this doctor is talking to his patient, and he says I've got good news and I've got bad news. The patient says "give me the bad news first." So the doctor says "you have two weeks to live". And the patient says "So what's the good news!?" And the doctor says "you see that nurse over there......?

Hope it's not that kind of news!

Reminds me of another joke:

A doctor calls his patient at home and says, "Sir, I've got bad news and worse news."
The man says, "What's the bad news?"
"You've got a week to live."
"Oh no! How could it get any worse? What's the worse news?"
"I forgot to call you last week."

Also, I saw this thread when it first popped up this morning, and didn't come back to CF until 18 hours later. It was funny to see that the thread had gone from speculating that CF had joined up with Scout, to discussing gay superheros with AIDS. Ahhh, good ol' CF.

 

[Cyclone62]

Reminds me of another joke:

A doctor calls his patient at home and says, "Sir, I've got bad news and worse news."
The man says, "What's the bad news?"
"You've got a week to live."
"Oh no! How could it get any worse? What's the worse news?"
"I forgot to call you last week."

I thought the worse news was "your girlfriend met your wife."?

 

[ornryactor]

Uh, never heard it end that way, but that doesn't mean you haven't. See, that's the awesome thing about jokes- they can end more than one way! I mean, how many "knock knock" jokes are there in the world?

 

[dbronco7sc]

Aha... CycloneFanatic is going to be switching it's colors to a true Cardinal and Gold set. Oh... and we're getting new CycloneFanatic jerseys this year, after members submit ideas online to Jeremy for review.

And even though a lot of marketing and work has been put into the new CycloneFanatic Logo... they're bringing the old one back for the CycloneFanatic helmets.

 

[hoosman]

CF is being converted to a porn site... and Don Imus will be the moderator.

 

[zumbro clones]

I got it....cbs.sportsline.com will be featuring CycloneFanatic as the website of the year and will include it on all of their feature webpages.

 

[benjay]

might have something to do with the "greatest mascot" poll on cbssportsline

 

[dinger]

it has to do with CF directly...
maybe another online match made in heaven has developed via CF just like ISUFan22 and Mrs. 22

 

[psycln11]

No... it will be announced that CF's #1 poster will be the waterboy for the Iowa NBA-DL team just as he has done for the women's football team, the Iowa Crush.

Congrats ISUFan22!!! Way to represent!!

 

[Landshark]

With all the silence going on at CN (in which I subscribe), I'm betting it has something to do with a merger of some sort.

 

[dinger]

nice it only took you 4.5 months to make your first post! congrats!

 

[SuperCy]

nice it only took you 4.5 months to make your first post! congrats!

Maybe he's just shy.

 

[Cyclonepride]

might have something to do with the "greatest mascot" poll on cbssportsline

That was my initial thought too. They did mention some sort of surprise to look forward to.

 

[peteypie]

Ok it is the end of the week. We can't speculate any longer.

 

[ISUonthemove]

it obviously has something to do with the site or else it wouldn't have been Jeremy's decision to come out with it the first week of July.

I was sort of hoping to hear about a 5 star recruit joining the Basketball or Football team, so this had better be good Jeremy :happy8se:

 

[CycloneSteel]

It's definitely not recruit related, that news has been pretty slow here unfortunately the past 6 months. Course we only have one football commit, which Rivals broke -so there's still time to catch up in the "scoop" race for football!

 

[keepngoal]

Die thread Die.

- keep.

 

[ISUKyro]

:frown3qg:

 

[chadm]

Bump.......:baffled5wh::no6xn:

 

[ISUKyro]

Bump.......:baffled5wh::no6xn:

I think this is the first time that I almost gave you negative rep :laugh8kb: