Reminds me of another joke:So this doctor is talking to his patient, and he says I've got good news and I've got bad news. The patient says "give me the bad news first." So the doctor says "you have two weeks to live". And the patient says "So what's the good news!?" And the doctor says "you see that nurse over there......?
Hope it's not that kind of news!
A doctor calls his patient at home and says, "Sir, I've got bad news and worse news."
The man says, "What's the bad news?"
"You've got a week to live."
"Oh no! How could it get any worse? What's the worse news?"
"I forgot to call you last week."
Also, I saw this thread when it first popped up this morning, and didn't come back to CF until 18 hours later. It was funny to see that the thread had gone from speculating that CF had joined up with Scout, to discussing gay superheros with AIDS. Ahhh, good ol' CF.
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