What about the letter to the editor?! There's a number of issues regarding the letter. 1) Who did she pay to write that letter because it is a known fact that Hawks can't read, write, or speak English 2) Why waste time to write a letter aimed at someone who will never read it nor hear about it? Furthermore, what was the mom doing skipping her graveyard at Wal-Mart to take her kid trick-or-treating?
If you're going to write a letter to the editor, write about something relevant; not that your kid got stiffed trick-or-treating because if this little incident was so important that a person needs to write a public statement about it, then they don't have a whole lot going for them. But it was a hawk fan so it all makes sense now.