Hey Millennials, want to feel old?

[Cyclonepride]

You're not old until you find a way to injure yourself daily without doing anything in particular. Oops, got out of the chair wrong, guess I'll have a limp for three days

 

[CoachHines3]

The youngest Millienals are over 30 now. Oldest over 40.

Our backs hurt

this is whats annoying about some of those older boomers.. "those damn millennials.. blah blah blah"

its like, hey, old man river.. shut up or ill break ya hip. were all over 30.

 

[JM4CY]

this is whats annoying about some of those older boomers.. "those damn millennials.. blah blah blah"

its like, hey, old man river.. shut up or ill break ya hip. were all over 30.

So do we need to change the lyrics? "Nobody likes it when your 33"

 

[Pitt_Clone]

I'm not technically a millennial but I did just see Frankie Muniz in a Hairclub for Men commercial and thought of this thread.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

You're not old until you find a way to injure yourself daily without doing anything in particular. Oops, got out of the chair wrong, guess I'll have a limp for three days

Last month, I woke up and discovered I had pulled an ab muscle while sleeping.

I took the win because I reasoned that I still had an ab muscle to injure.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

this is whats annoying about some of those older boomers.. "those damn millennials.. blah blah blah"

its like, hey, old man river.. shut up or ill break ya hip. were all over 30.

Your mother is never annoying to me. She likes my youth

 

[madguy30]

You're not old until you find a way to injure yourself daily without doing anything in particular. Oops, got out of the chair wrong, guess I'll have a limp for three days

I'm still working on a hamstring and lower leg issues from last summer.

It was exercise but I wish it were something cool like Cross Training.

Instead it was running in a straight line, at a medium pace, on gravel, on a nice cool August night without a hint of wind.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I'm still working on a hamstring and lower leg issues from last summer.

It was exercise but I wish it were something cool like Cross Training.

Instead it was running in a straight line, at a medium pace, on gravel, on a nice cool August night without a hint of wind.

My motivation for running....

 

[Cyclonetrombone]

I believe there is a division in the "millennial" generation. Probably around those born before or after 1990.

Those of us born before 1990 spent a good portion of our formidable years growing up without home computers, cell phones, and internet technologies at our fingertips. We just had the beginning of these luxuries as we were growing into adults.

Those born after 1990 grew up using the internet for their homework research. Had cell phones available to keep in touch with each other at an early age, and basically always had computers in house.

I think this vast difference in how we were able to communicate and explore the world has given the generation two different perspective to the world and what is acceptable or expected.

How to identify the two sub generations of millennials - in three images


You either vividly remember 3.5inch floppy games, MS-dos games like Cosmo, windows 95 pinball and playing drug wars on a TI83 or you dont. That's the divide in my house (wife born in 1990, me born in 1984)

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

How to identify the two sub generations of millennials - in three images
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Were you even a millineal in Iowa if you didn't have a Gateway computer?

 

[Cyclonetrombone]

Were you even a millineal in Iowa if you didn't have a Gateway computer?

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made me hear the dial up tone when I saw this.

 

[20eyes]

How to identify the two sub generations of millennials - in three images
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Don't even THINK about taping a cheat sheet to the inside of the cover of that TI-83...

 

[Jer]

My beard is 50% gray I already felt old

Don't know your age but I'm 41 (just barely a millennial) and I've been completely bald for 15+ years and my beard has been pure white for almost as long. And I had dark brown hair. Consider yourself lucky