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The_Architect

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What a *****. Mycology you really need to just not respond to her at all. If you do, it's your fault that this will drag on for months.
 

BigBake

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Update: I haven't talked to her since last Wednesday. She sent me a text today. Our exchange went as such: her: **** OFF. Cant believe I wasted 3 years of my life with an ******* like you. You never meant **** to me! Me: What did I do? Her: Hahaha I'm not naive. Just remember. I'm going to be a doctor I'm going somewhere unlike you l. I gave you everything. Money to live on. Ambition to try in life. You wouldn't be where you are today without me.You'd be just as worthless as your dad was. You are and always were that worthless piece of **** that you were when you tried to date me in high school. Can't believe I even gave you the light of day. Go to hell. She's nice.

As said very early on in this thread. She is already doinking someone else who is obviously feeding her ego and self esteem.

Don't reply to texts, remove her from you FB friend list. Go find another girl. End of story.
 

JUKEBOX

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As said very early on in this thread. She is already doinking someone else who is obviously feeding her ego and self esteem.

Don't reply to texts, remove her from you FB friend list. Go find another girl. End of story.

Post pictures of her on shaggybevo.
 

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I'm no relationship expert, but I don't see what possible good could come from responding to her. Let her rant and rave, delete the messages as they come in, and ignore her. It's a fight with no real victory condition. Get involved, get angry, get attacked, and this thing drags out forever.
 

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Mycology said:
You'd be just as worthless as your dad was.

If she is bringing your dad into the conversation, just tell that she is exactly like her mother. That will get her going.

Alright 2,000 post! Sweet.
 
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Rabbuk

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send her "lolk" to everything she says. It locks down a convo.
 

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I'm no relationship expert, but I don't see what possible good could come from responding to her. Let her rant and rave, delete the messages as they come in, and ignore her. It's a fight with no real victory condition. Get involved, get angry, get attacked, and this thing drags out forever.

As everyone is saying, just ignore her. She has a problem and is looking for something. You do not need to be her punching bag.
 

JUKEBOX

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My breakdown on this thread.

Girlfriend:
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OP's behavior right now:
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What the OP should be doing:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTW0GqiQew0&feature=related]Austin Powers - Single again ! - YouTube[/ame]



Just ignore that lady and have fun!
 
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Doc

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My breakdown on this thread.

Girlfriend:


OP's behavior right now:

WAY WAY WAY WAY too harsh on the OP. The guy's been going to Mickey's and chasing women. He's hasn't been talking to his gf of 2+ years, and she is CLEARLY mad that he isn't going and begging her to let him back. Mycology, you the man! Don't let these guys get you down.

It is really hard to get into C word territory, but I think this girl might be there.
 

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I'm no relationship expert, but I don't see what possible good could come from responding to her. Let her rant and rave, delete the messages as they come in, and ignore her. It's a fight with no real victory condition. Get involved, get angry, get attacked, and this thing drags out forever.
I could see a never ending stream of lulz that could be had from egging her on.
 

nhclone

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Next time she goes on a rant about you being an *******, reply with "I take it you found out about me and (her best friend). It didn't mean anything, we were both drunk."

Post results here for a laugh.

Srsly though, I guarantee if you don't respond to her, she texts you within a couple months wanting to get back together (probably starting with an apology for being a crazy *****).
 

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OK, I've been lurking in this thread since the beginning, and as someone who went to kindergarten with my wife of almost 9 years and started dating her in HS, I can't offer much advice.
But for the love of God, after sending you the **** she did, You've gotta have some compromising pics of her to post somewhere.
 

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I would remind her, or don't remind her that guys on message boards can be extremely judgemental, because, well, you don't know what we look like. The send her the link to the message board you posted the pics on. For the most tears, use Shaggy Bevo. She deserves tears after that rant.
 

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As said before, ShaggyBevo is a great place.

I wouldn't post pics on a site she knows (ex. CF)..

maybe post on a more private site..though if it were me I wouldn't do it at all...it might come weird that I'm saying this...but if she said what she did about her dad, absolutely ignore her...it's obvious she's a *****.

Trust me, I've been in a similar situation, I did what people are trying to get you to do but it's not worth it.