Professor wants to meet me personally...

[CycloneErik]

Is it fair to ask what area the course is? i.e. history course, poli sci, .....?

 

[kberyldial]

I can't wait for the exciting conclusion!

missing persons report

 

[Cyclonepride]

Pretty sure that your professor saw your essay and since he's an alien, senses higher intelligence and wants to take you to his planet for experimentation.

Do we have all the possibilities covered now?

 

[kberyldial]

Can you please post the professor's email address on here so that we can all send in a personal reference for you?

 

[Palmer]

Listened in to a Business professor sitting behind me at VEISHEA. Stated he had a student that was cheating and he had to deal with it this week.....hope it was not you.

 

[aauummm]

Well, you are ****ed. Start gathering applications. Test the waters. You could be management in no time.

Funny!! Good one! :biglaugh::biglaugh:

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Nope wasn't a business class, it was Philosophy.

 

[Gonzo]

Don't listen to these nitwits.

You're up for a Pulitzer. Congrats.

 

[MLawrence]

Can you please post the professor's email address on here so that we can all send in a personal reference for you?

I hate to call out a fellow Fanatic, but why you wouldn't you just instead email Jamie Pollard in this situation?

 

[CycloneErik]

If it goes poorly, you can always be a Hawkeye.

 

[Cy4Patriots]

Nope wasn't a business class, it was Philosophy.

It's pretty hard to cheat in Philosophy? No?

This is all you have to say "I have a dream"

A+

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Nope wasn't a business class, it was Philosophy.

Oh no you're ****ed.

 

[only4cy]

A "wide stance" could be misinterpreted.

 

[MLawrence]

If it goes poorly, you can always be a Hawkeye.

Yeah, at Hawkeye Community College.

 

[longtimeclone]

Pretty sure that your professor saw your essay and since he's an alien, senses higher intelligence and wants to take you to his planet for experimentation.

Do we have all the possibilities covered now?

I don't remember seeing these anywhere:

1. The prof has a daughter that he trying to set you up with
2. He wants you to kill his wife
3. He wants you to bang his wife

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

If it goes poorly, you can always be a Hawkeye.

I have a spot for him at said workplace above. It's only a line cook, but with solid attendance and good team effort, I see drive-thru in his future.

 

[CyBer]

I don't remember seeing these anywhere:

1. The prof has a daughter that he trying to set you up with
2. He wants you to kill his wife
3. He wants you to bang his wife

4. He want's your wife to bang him while you bang him

 

[kberyldial]

Given that it was a Philosophy class and in all seriousness - do you think you really did something stellar with this paper? Were you doing well in class? Are you an excellent student to begin with? I'd like to read the paper and then I can tell you if he thinks it's cheating or inspired.

 

[CyBer]

I have a spot for him at said workplace above. It's only a line cook, but with solid attendance and good team effort, I see drive-thru in his future.

Can you recommend someone for a job since you have worked there so long?

 

[nj829]

Hope you weren't on double-secret probation.