What's wrong with campus toilets?

[Daphne]

They splash and sometimes even to your face. It's sooooooooo dirty!!! Especially new bathroom on first floor in library, you have to press the button and wait for the flush to splash on your body. And when you pee, it splashes too, coz the waterline is so high. I don't understand why they design it like this and why Iowa state bought them and put them in use. Can anyone tell me why???

 

[Prone2Clone]

This thread has MAJOR potential.

 

[Doc]

They splash and sometimes even to your face. It's sooooooooo dirty!!! Especially new bathroom on first floor in library, you have to press the button and wait for the flush to splash on your body. And when you pee, it splashes too, coz the waterline is so high. I don't understand why they design it like this and why Iowa state bought them and put them in use. Can anyone tell me why???

Stop peeing into the bidet, Daphne.

 

[3TrueFans]

Are you flushing the toilet with your face?

 

[derpyherky]

They splash and sometimes even to your face. It's sooooooooo dirty!!! Especially new bathroom on first floor in library, you have to press the button and wait for the flush to splash on your body. And when you pee, it splashes too, coz the waterline is so high. I don't understand why they design it like this and why Iowa state bought them and put them in use. Can anyone tell me why???

Are you peeing in a urinal by chance? If no, next time put the seat down on the toilet and see if that helps. Also, why are you waiting for it to splash on you? That seems weird.

 

[GTO]

They splash and sometimes even to your face. It's sooooooooo dirty!!! Especially new bathroom on first floor in library, you have to press the button and wait for the flush to splash on your body. And when you pee, it splashes too, coz the waterline is so high. I don't understand why they design it like this and why Iowa state bought them and put them in use. Can anyone tell me why???

Use a selfie stick to flush. You're welcome.

 

[jbindm]

This thread has MAJOR potential.

Serious potential as a late entry for Thread of the Year.

 

[Cyched]

Email Wendy

 

[Prone2Clone]

They splash and sometimes even to your face. It's sooooooooo dirty!!! Especially new bathroom on first floor in library, you have to press the button and wait for the flush to splash on your body. And when you pee, it splashes too, coz the waterline is so high. I don't understand why they design it like this and why Iowa state bought them and put them in use. Can anyone tell me why???

Coz Iowa state is out 2 get u?

 

[Daphne]

Are you peeing in a urinal by chance? If no, next time put the seat down on the toilet and see if that helps. Also, why are you waiting for it to splash on you? That seems weird.

Go use the bathroom on first floor, you will know what I'm saying

 

[GetAwesome]

 

[derpyherky]

Go use the bathroom on first floor, you will know what I'm saying

Will show me which toilets do this?

 

[Doc]

Go use the bathroom on first floor, you will know what I'm saying

Can you post a picture of the toilet since I'm not near Ames? Also, does this happen after a #1, #2, or a #2 magnum or all of the above?

 

[Daphne]

Are you flushing the toilet with your face?

That's the point, if I use my face, then I won't complain

 

[knowlesjam]

Don't anger them...

 

[FarminCy]

I really liked the first three seconds of the middle one, and then not so much.

 

[jbindm]

That's the point, if I use my face, then I won't complain

Wait, how is that the point?!

 

[Fitzy]

Sounds like a mystery. Better go get Fred, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby so the whole gang can help solve this!

 

[Daphne]

Can you post a picture of the toilet since I'm not near Ames? Also, does this happen after a #1, #2, or a #2 magnum or all of the above?

All of the above unfortunately! hahaha, but I'm serious, all of the above!

 

[Doc]

I really liked the first three seconds of the middle one, and then not so much.

I enjoyed all of it. Is that weird