The cannon that Knoxville has that‘s pointed towards Pella and the cannon that Pella has that’s pointed towards Knoxville, we need to get them pointed south.Hey! The USS Iowa SSN 797 will be commissioned in a few months. It also carries nukes.
Hmmm, let me check. . . . Crap, Missouri also has one, and Minnesota, and Illinois, and South Dakota. We better reach a nuclear weapons accord before war: No nukes.
Anyone know the size of the smallest Mississippi River locks between the Gulf and Iowa? The Iowa submarine is 377 feet long and has a 34-foot beam (on the surface, maybe draws 25 feet?) Get USS Iowa boat SSN 797 to Davenport, we got a shot!