-The Candyman is afraid to say Linden's name in front of a mirror.Linden does and says what he wants. Chili Mac mod is all powerful.
-Linden can block Niang's hook shot and make Morris turn the ball over just by staring at him.
-Linden can operate Big Georges. By himself.
-All of Cyclone Fanatic is just 20,967 alts of Linden.
-Linden helped Atanasoff and Berry with their computer homework.
-Warren Buffet owes Linden 31 billion dollars for his 31 March Madness perfect brackets in a row.
-Linden walked over the MU zodiac all 4 years and still graduated Summa Cum Laude.
-Linden can come back from 12 points down in only 3 seconds.
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