That's why you have the wife do it. Tell her to wear some provocative clothing and be flirty, those car salesmen are a horny bunch and she will get a better deal like that.Have I mentioned lately that I hate car buying?
That's why you have the wife do it. Tell her to wear some provocative clothing and be flirty, those car salesmen are a horny bunch and she will get a better deal like that.Have I mentioned lately that I hate car buying?
You should have tried it 25 years ago. At least car salesman aren't (generally) pushy anymore.Have I mentioned lately that I hate car buying?
That's why you have the wife do it. Tell her to wear some provocative clothing and be flirty, those car salesmen are a horny bunch and she will get a better deal like that.
You should have tried it 25 years ago. At least car salesman aren't (generally) pushy anymore.
Maybe you should dress up like an altar boy.@BCClone he is a former youth pastor so I am not sure to what extent that will work. The struggle may be getting MrsWx to dress provocatively.
Maybe you should dress up like an altar boy.
I've considered signing up for the Xfinity Triple Play package and just not ever hooking up the landline phones because the package price is cheaper. I know there has to be some catch to it, though.Ugh, got my cable bill and apparently my Time Warner promotion ran out and my bill jumped $18/mo. I just called to try to get another promotion to lower my bill. The rep said that since Spectrum took over, I was still on Time Warner's pricing. I'm thinking "Cool, lower rates." Oh hell no. If I were to switch over to Spectrum's rates, my bill would go up $60/month from where I'm at now.
WTF? I barely even watch $60 worth of tv in a month as it is! The guy kept talking until I interrupted him by saying, "Listen, there is absolutely nothing you can say right now that will make me increase my current bill. If anything, you will make me drop my account completely right now, with you on the phone, if you say anything more to me about raising my bill."
Looks like I'll be switching to Google Fiber or just cutting the cord like everyone else.
I've considered signing up for the Xfinity Triple Play package and just not ever hooking up the landline phones because the package price is cheaper. I know there has to be some catch to it, though.
I just went and bought Mrs. Velo flowers for no reason. Do you think she will wonder what I did wrong?Saw this on facebook
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I guess it's better than a punch in the faceI just went and bought Mrs. Velo flowers for no reason. Do you think she will wonder what I did wrong?
May be on the road to a divorce.I just went and bought Mrs. Velo flowers for no reason. Do you think she will wonder what I did wrong?
I called it. Her first response was "What did you do?"May be on the road to a divorce.
Just read one of my paragraphs. I had to pause and ask myself what exactly it was supposed to be.
It could have been any one of a number of things. Whatever it was, it did nothing well. Just a gaggle of words strategically placed for maximum worthlessness.
Sounds like some of my high school papers that my teachers were foolishly happy with.
I just went and bought Mrs. Velo flowers for no reason. Do you think she will wonder what I did wrong?