Now the DMR has released the chain on junkyard dog Randy Pete. He's on the first flight to Detroit to nail them down on their definition of "formal".
The Lions better not mess with 'Don't make me break legs' Peterson.
He's got a two day head-start, which is more than he needs. Randy's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again. With any luck he's got the story already.