Campbell turned down $68.5m NFL contract this off season

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Now the DMR has released the chain on junkyard dog Randy Pete. He's on the first flight to Detroit to nail them down on their definition of "formal".
The Lions better not mess with 'Don't make me break legs' Peterson.

He's got a two day head-start, which is more than he needs. Randy's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again. With any luck he's got the story already.

 

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He's got a two day head-start, which is more than he needs. Randy's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again. With any luck he's got the story already.


THAT, is extremely funny...
 
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He's got a two day head-start, which is more than he needs. Randy's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again. With any luck he's got the story already.


Then you show the next scene where Randy sticks out like a sore thumb and then trips over an electrical cord then blames it on the people in the area.
 

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Midwest buddy....How is it on the West Coast?
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I would but your buddy Matt has been on Crusade across our great midwestern state taking them from homes and burning them. Our balls are all being freed.
 
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I would but your buddy Matt has been on Crusade across our great midwestern state taking them from homes and burning them. Our balls are all being freed.
Agreed, then enjoy my midwestern comments while you are at the beach.
 

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