Cy-Hawk locker room thief was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

Went to high school with this guy. I have to say that this kind of shocks me. He was a pretty nerdy, academic guy who was pretty well liked. Always thought he would end up as a lawyer...
...and then he became a Hawk...
 

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

I did some legwork. Lets make this email happen. Not all are AD's but are relavant people listed on teams Athletic Information pages.


Wisconsin: Barry Alvarez tel:608.262.1866


Iowa: Mark Abbott
[email protected]


Northwestern: Jim Phillips, no email listed. Assistant AD's email is
mailto:[email protected]


Purdue: Glenn Tompkins mailto:[email protected]


Ohio State: Gene Smith
Athletic_ [email protected]
(Cheesy i know)


Penn State: David M. Joyner
mailto:[email protected]

Indiana: Fred Glass
mailto:[email protected]

Nebraska: Shawn Eichorst
tel:(402)472-3011

Illinois:
Director of Athletics Mike Thomas (Colorado State '83) | BIO 217-333-3631 [email protected]


Michigan: Pete Skorich
tel:734-763-4423
mailto:p[email protected]


Michigan St: Mark Hollis
[email protected]


Minnesota: Norwood Teague
mailto:[email protected]

If someone does this...have to end it with "And hey, Gene...see we're finally going to get the South End Zone project done? Thanks for leaving the plans behind!"

:pwink:
 

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It is ISU's fault. Well technically, it's the security firm's fault but it was on ISU's property so they take the overall blame.
total BS
 

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Oh yeah...typical Hawk fans pushing the blame. Cause we all know they aren't ever in the wrong. Just like the basketball game , the refs are the ones to blame. Not the missed the free throws at the end.
 

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Oh yeah...typical Hawk fans pushing the blame. Cause we all know they aren't ever in the wrong. Just like the basketball game , the refs are the ones to blame. Not the missed the free throws at the end.
Yeah they do that well.
Iowa fan base finds out that a former Iowa student was behind the theft: "Well at least we are playing in a bowl game!"
 

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Oh yeah...typical Hawk fans pushing the blame. Cause we all know they aren't ever in the wrong. Just like the basketball game , the refs are the ones to blame. Not the missed the free throws at the end.
It wasn't Satterfield and Everson's fault for raping that girl. It was campus police for allowing it to happen and Iowa's fault because it happened on their property. But definitely not Abe and Cedric's fault.
 

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It's funny as heck all of the hok trolls showing up over here trying to smooth over the irony and trying to cover up their poor handling of the situation that backfired on them.
 

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The Iowa staff was given keys to the locker room and were instructed to lock it up when it wasn't in use. They failed which allowed a fellow hok to help himself to whatever was in there. Classic. Mr. Beary just became my favorite hok fan of all-time. He will soon join Vodka Sam, Lois Feldman, and the porta-potty rapist as a legendary hok fan. You can't make this stuff up... it's incredible.



can RAYGUN make a red and gold shirt highlighting all these fine fans??
 

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Lol the hoks are pathetic.

1-Failed to lock up their own locker room
2-A hok grad steals from their own team
3-They blame and blame ISU for this without knowing the facts
4-They will get stomped so bad by LSU it won't even be fun to watch
5-Their BBall team played a weak non con schedule (having 6 wins over RPI 150+ games, 2 in range between 101-150, no wins over games with RPI over 50) and they think they should be ranked higher



Absolutely pathetic. This would be laughable if the hoks weren't so passionately ignorant to these facts. Oh well at least they are going bowling, it will be so funny seeing them get slaughtered with the nation watching.
 
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Lol the hoks are pathetic.

1-Failed to lock up their own locker room
2-A hok grad steals from their own team
3-They blame and blame ISU for this without knowing the facts
4-They will get stomped so bad by LSU it won't even be fun to watch
5-Their BBall team played a weak non con schedule (having 6 wins over RPI 150+ games, 2 in range between 101-150, no wins over games with RPI over 50) and they think they should be ranked higher



Absolutely pathetic. This would be laughable if the hoks weren't so passionately ignorant to these facts. Oh well at least they are going bowling, it will be so funny seeing them get slaughtered with the nation watching.

6- Depth
 

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Lol the hoks are pathetic.

1-Failed to lock up their own locker room
2-A hok grad steals from their own team
3-They blame and blame ISU for this without knowing the facts
4-They will get stomped so bad by LSU it won't even be fun to watch
5-Their BBall team played a weak non con schedule (having 6 wins over RPI 150+ games, 2 in range between 101-150, no wins over games with RPI over 50) and they think they should be ranked higher



Absolutely pathetic. This would be laughable if the hoks weren't so passionately ignorant to these facts. Oh well at least they are going bowling, it will be so funny seeing them get slaughtered with the nation watching.

And since ND lost one of their best players for the year, ND is probably going to have a rough season, which will make Iowa's win look even worse.
 

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I am thinking that this guy may have had some inside help. I'm very suspicious of the U of I AD. He seems to have been trying to throw the cops off his trail all along.
 
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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

Its a joke about the highest paid public employee in the state letting his son live in subsidized housing .

And getting arrested twice within a year.