Cy-Hawk locker room thief was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

Obviously, Iowa is at a disadvantage here, since DJK isn't available to go into the postgame locker room and rub out all the fingerprints.
 

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Ah the uofi, the gift that keeps on giving. This is even better than a membership in the jelly of the month club.
 

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Wait, what? Seriously?

I think ellen was pulling our leg but it makes a better story to believe that he actually did work at McDonalds. Anyway, he gone now. Mods did their thing on him.
 

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He didn't work at McDonalds. People really do believe everything they read on the internet don't they?

He was pulling our leg, but in this case I think it's a lot of fun to believe him when he said he worked at McDonalds!
 

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

As they should have. Nothing has changed on that front. A person who wasn't supposed to be in that area was not only allowed in, but gained access to the locker room. To ISU's and the security firm's credit, they have since tightened security in that area but the fact that it was an iowa fan doesn't make it any less embarrassing for ISU.

Yes, yes it does
 

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As they should have. Nothing has changed on that front. A person who wasn't supposed to be in that area was not only allowed in, but gained access to the locker room. To ISU's and the security firm's credit, they have since tightened security in that area but the fact that it was an iowa fan doesn't make it any less embarrassing for ISU.

Clark, you're a hawk fan from Ottumwa. Go back to stealing copper wire and mind your own business.
 

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Clark, you're a hawk fan from Ottumwa. Go back to stealing copper wire and mind your own business.

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As they should have. Nothing has changed on that front. A person who wasn't supposed to be in that area was not only allowed in, but gained access to the locker room. To ISU's and the security firm's credit, they have since tightened security in that area but the fact that it was an iowa fan doesn't make it any less embarrassing for ISU.

well then, wait until it comes out that he was dressed in Iowa AD gear and carried an Iowa AD I.D. This is going to end up on Iowa and/or this *******, not ISU.
 

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This is all way too perfect from your perspective.

This has officially entered the realm of conspiracy theories.
Agreed, I thought it was laughable when some suggested it was a hawk fan (I mean what are the odds) until I heard this about a month or so ago from folks inside the a.d. that the video and witness accounts were of a guy wearing hawk gear going in the locker room. I guess it makes sense probably thrrew the security company for a loop. Go on the road and steal from your own team, too funny.
 
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Does anyone know which country Mr. Beary has fled to? I hope that country will extradite him back to the US so he can be properly punished. He should serve life in prison for the horrible crimes he has committed to the sacred University of Iowa.
 

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

As they should have. Nothing has changed on that front. A person who wasn't supposed to be in that area was not only allowed in, but gained access to the locker room. To ISU's and the security firm's credit, they have since tightened security in that area but the fact that it was an iowa fan doesn't make it any less embarrassing for ISU.

Who was responsible for locking the Iowa LR door? Are you going to tell us next that the EIU dropout that pulled this stunt was actually trolling EIU all along when he was a student and was actually a subversive planted by Pollard?

This is not embarrassing for ISU. No where near the shame of drunken adultery in a public bathroom or blowing a .341 BAC and bragging about it.
 

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For your viewing pleasure, here is Mr. Beary's candidate profile running for University of Iowa Student Senate in 2010 (found via Google search)

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HAHAHAHA! Laughter causing tears...!! Gasping for air, laughing so hard...!! This tool couldn't even complete his degree from Eastern Iowa Diploma Mill! LOLOLOLOL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
 

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People get that. It's the finger pointing from Iowa and their fans they are ****** at. Hell, Iowa could have used the same company for their security.
Iowa threw stones...
Iowa does use the same company.
 

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By "Fled the country" I think they mean Cyclone Country
 

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Does anyone know which country Mr. Beary has fled to? I hope that country will extradite him back to the US so he can be properly punished. He should serve life in prison for the horrible crimes he has committed to the sacred University of Iowa.

Johnson County
 

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By "Fled the country" I think they mean Cyclone Country
He's probably in New England but with the Hok education, people probably think he's in London and said he's out of the country.
 

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

As they should have. Nothing has changed on that front. A person who wasn't supposed to be in that area was not only allowed in, but gained access to the locker room. To ISU's and the security firm's credit, they have since tightened security in that area but the fact that it was an iowa fan doesn't make it any less embarrassing for ISU.

I'm not embarrassed. Mistakes happen.

I'd be much more ashamed by the Iowa responses, fans and school alike. Those were ignorant then, and ignorant today.
 

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So how long until we find out that this guy was working with a UofI grad assistant PR somwthing that was in charge of locking the room? I don't believe that he just randomly walks up to a door that's supposed to be locked and it is conveniently been left unlocked. Someone within the team told him that the door would be unlocked.
 

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

As they should have. Nothing has changed on that front. A person who wasn't supposed to be in that area was not only allowed in, but gained access to the locker room. To ISU's and the security firm's credit, they have since tightened security in that area but the fact that it was an iowa fan doesn't make it any less embarrassing for ISU.

The Iowa staff was given keys to the locker room and were instructed to lock it up when it wasn't in use. They failed which allowed a fellow hok to help himself to whatever was in there. Classic. Mr. Beary just became my favorite hok fan of all-time. He will soon join Vodka Sam, Lois Feldman, and the porta-potty rapist as a legendary hok fan. You can't make this stuff up... it's incredible.
 

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

Does anyone know which country Mr. Beary has fled to? I hope that country will extradite him back to the US so he can be properly punished. He should serve life in prison for the horrible crimes he has committed to the sacred University of Iowa.

If he fled to Canada, maybe good old Zevs Cosmos will help him sneak across the border into Nebraska the next time he comes South.
 

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