Look, I suppose if I had no choice and had to live in Iowa there are worse places to end up than Des Moines, but small town Iowa is a dumping ground for people who have no other place to go. And don't give me "small town Iowa schools" ********. The schools in suburban Chicago or most other major metropolitan areas in the US are ten times richer than the schools in small town Iowa and offer ten times the opportunities. Are you telling me your kids learn more in flipping Boone or Marshaltown than they they would in Downers Grove? I mean I get it if you haven't travelled or experienced anything outside of Iowa and your only exposure to the outside world was Television you might think you've got it pretty good in one of those places but trust me, you don't.