I live in Minneapolis, and have a sitting spot on the Mississippi that I visit frequently. Yesterday, shortly after I arrived, a bum walked by and I said hello. He introduced himself and kept walking for about 50 feet. He put his bags down and looked to be taking a ****. I kept an eye on him, slightly suspicious. After a minute or two, he turned toward me and started beating on his johnson. He finished up and kept walking, leaving me slightly stunned.
I confess that your confession made me think of Always Sunny, which made me smile.
I'm smiling about the show in general, not the scene with the 2 bums sodomizing each other under the Boardwalk.
Honest.