*** Official Friday Confessions Thread ***

theantiAIRBHG

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I live in Minneapolis, and have a sitting spot on the Mississippi that I visit frequently. Yesterday, shortly after I arrived, a bum walked by and I said hello. He introduced himself and kept walking for about 50 feet. He put his bags down and looked to be taking a ****. I kept an eye on him, slightly suspicious. After a minute or two, he turned toward me and started beating on his johnson. He finished up and kept walking, leaving me slightly stunned.

I confess that your confession made me think of Always Sunny, which made me smile.

I'm smiling about the show in general, not the scene with the 2 bums sodomizing each other under the Boardwalk.

Honest.
 

GMackey32

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I have test in Stat today. My lab group members, who never help me out with the labs, kept texting me last night because they needed help studying. I kept telling them I was in the lab working on my project for my graduate class. This went on until about 12:30. I actually left the lab somewhere around 9. I just didn't want to help them study for this test since they didn't want to help me with the labs all year.

**** 'em.
 

Hawkeye11en1

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I spent more than half an hour trying to get my sprinklers un-winterized. For the life of me I could not get this one piece is suction so that water didn't come out of the top of the pipe. I am awful at that sort of ****. Not handy at all.
 

ISUAgronomist

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I have test in Stat today. My lab group members, who never help me out with the labs, kept texting me last night because they needed help studying. I kept telling them I was in the lab working on my project for my graduate class. This went on until about 12:30. I actually left the lab somewhere around 9. I just didn't want to help them study for this test since they didn't want to help me with the labs all year.

**** 'em.

:notworthy:
 

longtimeclone

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I picture all of you as your avatar when you are posting.

I do this too but this is how I picture you for some reason:

kyles-cousin-kyle.jpg


I also don't like it when people vastly change their avatar after I have become accustom to it.
 

vmbplayer

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<---Recently changed avatar.

I confess it took me 30 or 40 seconds of internal debating about whether or not the Ukrainian bride option may be a viable last resort some day.
 

isuska

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Originally Posted by CLONECONES
i listen to Party In the USA every. single. day.
youtube party in the usa remix with biggy and miley cyrus.

Its life changing.


I love biggie and I can tolerate the normal party in the USA

But **** that was fantastic.
 

Fishhead

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I am tired of hearing about that particular news story. You know the one
 

caleb

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This is bad...

My wife and I have been married about 2 years now. People keep asking us if we are going to have kids...it gets annoying. We moved to Haiti last July to work here for awhile so none of our family or friends really knows whats going on in our lives. So came up with a plan to strike back. With April Fools Day coming up we we posted this picture on Facebook last night.

People have been going crazy with their congratulations. It's pretty funny :yes:

On Sunday we going to post the same picture with "PSYCHE" written over it.