I know this is old, but it still cracks me up
Okay that gave me goose bumps.I was taking the dog out and I glanced over at a window next to me and there was a kid in a pitch black room just staring at me. Like not smiling, just a cold murderous stare. And now my dog won't stop barking toward the dark empty living room from my bed.
For what I'm paying that kid, he needs to up his game. If he's not holding the severed head of a porcelain doll tonight, let me know and I'll have a talk with him.
On Sunday I was taking Z to the library. On one of the sidewalks was a girl (I think) wearing overalls, Chucky mask, and had a plastic knife. She was walking toward us away from the stop sign. When I stooped to look both ways I also looked back in the mirror and the child had turned around and was walking toward us again.
I can't stand trying to go into the grocery store and getting accosted. Lately it's been the boy scouts selling popcorn. In the spring it will be the girl scouts selling cookies.It sound like the Girl Scouts are taking a more aggressive approach for their cookie sales this year.
I can't stand trying to go into the grocery store and getting accosted. Lately it's been the boy scouts selling popcorn. In the spring it will be the girl scouts selling cookies.
I can't stand trying to go into the grocery store and getting accosted. Lately it's been the boy scouts selling popcorn. In the spring it will be the girl scouts selling cookies.
Walked by the apartment today. Totally empty room where the murder kid was.
You probably terrified the poor innocent child, big scary guy with killer corgi.
Walked by the apartment today. Totally empty room where the murder kid was.
Are you sure it wasn't the real Chucky?On Sunday I was taking Z to the library. On one of the sidewalks was a girl (I think) wearing overalls, Chucky mask, and had a plastic knife. She was walking toward us away from the stop sign. When I stooped to look both ways I also looked back in the mirror and the child had turned around and was walking toward us again.
I can't stand trying to go into the grocery store and getting accosted. Lately it's been the boy scouts selling popcorn. In the spring it will be the girl scouts selling cookies.
Grocery shop at Target. They don't allow any charity or nonprofits on their premises.Yep, we had that at Hy-Vee last night.
The scout's popcorn sales are about the worst ripoff for fundraising. almost as bad as an NFL player's charity.We bought a bag of popcorn from the neighbor kid. There was (not exaggerating at all) 3 inches of popcorn chaff in the bottom. I dumped it our and it ended up being nearly two cups worth.
I normally have no shame, use the bag as a cup and "drink" the crumbled pieces, but I couldn't even bring myself to do that this time. It looked like someone walked on the bottom half of the bag until everything inside it was flat.
It's just like the girl scouts. The ones making the real money are the cookie company.The scout's popcorn sales are about the worst ripoff for fundraising. almost as bad as an NFL player's charity.
It's just like the girl scouts. The ones making the real money are the cookie company.
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