Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)
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Yep! I have badger season tickets, and got there pretty early, so I was about 10 rows from the field, and it was a great game to watch. But we had a really dumb student behind us. Before the game the band was playing "God Bless America" and you hear "oh, they're playing the national anthem" *someone else*: "No, they're playing God Bless America" Her: "yeah, the national anthem"
Need to find those ladies and ask them out.
Nah, I want someone with brains. Plus, if I'm in the student section there's a chance I'm about 5 years older than them and they're under 21, and I am not about that
The big city of Alden, drove thru the other day and saw the sign for legion steak fry Sat. so I decided to go. If I remember right the meat raffle is in Freemont(?).
I'm the furthest north so I'll get this thing started. Everybody bring an ingredient for the stone soup I'll be cooking.
Thinking maybe Kiester. Alden's used to have an old diner/malt shop up til a few years ago.
I got the rock to throw in. You want to before or after the manure gets spread on the field?
I said ask them out, not ask them to marry you. I didn't consider solving math equations on dates as my idea of fun, but I know I'm old.
I did date a 19 yo when I was 24. We didn't know our ages at first, were kinda set up. I remember, she thought I was old and I thought she was a little young. She wanted to go to keggers and my job frowned on me drinking with under agers. It was a terrible date, didn't know what to do after supper so I decided to call it and took her back to her home.
Those jokes about those deaf old farts?
Yeah. All true.
PapaLew helps me brush my hair out after I wash it because it's hard for me to hold the brush tightly enough to get through the tangles. So a little while after I came up from the shower, I asked him if he would brush my hair for me, and he says sure.
Five minutes turn to ten with no brushing, then I hear some crackling noises from the living room. I asked him if he lit a fire, and why now at 7.30 if we're upstairs and probably won't be in the living room the rest of tonight, and he says "because you asked me to...I don't get why you want one, but you asked, so I did".
No...I didn't ask him to light a fire. I asked him to brush my hair.
Yeah. All true.
PapaLew helps me brush my hair out after I wash it because it's hard for me to hold the brush tightly enough to get through the tangles. So a little while after I came up from the shower, I asked him if he would brush my hair for me, and he says sure.
Five minutes turn to ten with no brushing, then I hear some crackling noises from the living room. I asked him if he lit a fire, and why now at 7.30 if we're upstairs and probably won't be in the living room the rest of tonight, and he says "because you asked me to...I don't get why you want one, but you asked, so I did".
No...I didn't ask him to light a fire. I asked him to brush my hair.
Those jokes about those deaf old farts?
Yeah. All true.
PapaLew helps me brush my hair out after I wash it because it's hard for me to hold the brush tightly enough to get through the tangles. So a little while after I came up from the shower, I asked him if he would brush my hair for me, and he says sure.
Five minutes turn to ten with no brushing, then I hear some crackling noises from the living room. I asked him if he lit a fire, and why now at 7.30 if we're upstairs and probably won't be in the living room the rest of tonight, and he says "because you asked me to...I don't get why you want one, but you asked, so I did".
No...I didn't ask him to light a fire. I asked him to brush my hair.
Those pesky females talk in octaves that are like dog whistles. Men can barely hear them but we do our best to decipher.
Huh? You're an olive? You dress like olive oil for Halloween? Was Lew Popeye?
I've never read the books or seen the movies...so I don't get the connection?
Man it was a great day today, really nice out, work went well and got done early, bought gas for $2.27. Synthetic oil is on sale at Fleet Farm, got the car washed, half price pizza so I've got leftovers for tomorrow night. Hope everybody else's day was as good as mine. Also learned Simpson niece picked up an internship for this summer.
Those jokes about those deaf old farts?
Yeah. All true.
PapaLew helps me brush my hair out after I wash it because it's hard for me to hold the brush tightly enough to get through the tangles. So a little while after I came up from the shower, I asked him if he would brush my hair for me, and he says sure.
Five minutes turn to ten with no brushing, then I hear some crackling noises from the living room. I asked him if he lit a fire, and why now at 7.30 if we're upstairs and probably won't be in the living room the rest of tonight, and he says "because you asked me to...I don't get why you want one, but you asked, so I did".
No...I didn't ask him to light a fire. I asked him to brush my hair.
We did get an early start. Took the kids to soccer practice.
You want me to jump that catus? Alright.
That lady's awesome.
I don't see a possum.
That commercial with Flo on the motorcycles makes me laugh.
BTW, I did see a real possum this afternoon. Think that is a first after living here 30 years.
There's a lot of great greeting cards about misheard words too. They were funny, 15 years ago. Now, they're biographical!We did get an early start. Took the kids to soccer practice.
You want me to jump that catus? Alright.
That lady's awesome.
I don't see a possum.
That commercial with Flo on the motorcycles makes me laugh.
BTW, I did see a real possum this afternoon. Think that is a first after living here 30 years.
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