Who would win a deathmatch between Dwight Shrute and a bobcat?

[Frak]

Trick question: Dwight is the really a bobcat disguised as a Dwight, so it would be a tie.

 

[CloneFanInKC]

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Is one of the men Dwight Schrute? Makes a difference.

Or John Wick?

 

[Cyinthenorth]

with that experience in mind, how do you think you would fair against a cat that weighed over twice that. I think you are likely the resident expert here based on your story.

Tough to say. Like I mentioned, I think I could have rag dolled my cat if I would've had to, or felt like my life was potentially on the line. I think I could handle an extra 25 pounds of cat if my life depended on it. It wouldn't be fun though, and I don't want to know what the end result looks like. Hell I knew my cat wasn't trying to kill me, but it was still pretty terrifying to see him attack like that. Putting him down certainly was on the table in those two days that he was contemplating his life outside.

 

[qwerty]

I was going to say there are some bad, bad men over in Marshalltown (the Bobcats)

 

[mj4cy]

Dwight got his ass kicked by Michael Scott. He has not chance against a bobcat.

He did take down Roy with pepper spray though....

 

[NorthCyd]

Is the bear, Cocaine Bear?

So are you telling me Ray Liottas last movie is Cocaine Bear?

 

[simply1]

I was bringing our cat inside once and something freaked it out. I was not dropping him outside, and got him inside, but he tore the **** out my arms and hands.

 

[Cycl1]

I was bringing our cat inside once and something freaked it out. I was not dropping him outside, and got him inside, but he tore the **** out my arms and hands.

Did you die?

 

[simply1]

Did you die?

I was certainly reading up on infections!

 

[baller21]

I've got another good one. How many adult men would it take to kill one grizzly bear in hand to hand combat to the death?

Just one if you use the correct technique.

 

[Cyinthenorth]

So are you telling me Ray Liottas last movie is Cocaine Bear?

Hopefully it's as good as he was in Hubie Halloween

 

[jcyclonee]

I was going to say there are some bad, bad men over in Marshalltown (the Bobcats)

Did you mean to say there is some bad, bad meth...?

 

[isucy86]

Gotta go with Dwight. He knows karate plus would not be surprised if he has a conceal carry license and EDC's a blade.

Also, I bet his cousin Mose is lurking close and can take out a Bobcat if Dwight gets in trouble.

 

[VeloClone]

All you really need is a handful of beets. Bears eat beets.

Is this fight happening on the Battlestar Galactica?

 

[pourcyne]

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That was my answer because I had no clue who Dwight Schrute was. Thought maybe it was some kind of venereal disease.

Can't go wrong with the Bobcat.

 

[KnappShack]

Who's Dwight Shrute?

 

[BCClone]

Who's Dwight Shrute?

Maybe the guy who fought the bobcat.

 

[simply1]

Who's Dwight Shrute?

Loser says what?