Worst names you have ever heard?

[Acylum]

wow

Agree. An invitation to get canceled.

 

[Acylum]

Also had a guy that worked in the factory (sorry to see his obit the other day)...Manly Shank.

Manly Shank, 87 - TimesRepublican.com | News, Sports, Jobs, Community info - Times Republican

I know it doesn’t count but that was my nickname.

 

[demoncore1031]

Edna Snotgrass

 

[nfrine]

I know it doesn’t count but that was my nickname.

Sure.

 

[HititHard]

Fonda Dicks, really good high school girls basketball player from Moravia.

When Frosty Mitchell called those state tournament games and he’d slightly pause every time he said her name it made it much worse.

 

[Drew0311]

Many years ago, wife pregnant, and we have no good ideas for boy's names. I'm at the point of blurting out names as a habit..."How about WalMart...Applebee...". Watching an ISU football game and I say, "How about Sage?". It was mostly a joke, but my wife loved it. And that is ultimately what we settled on. Our other son is named Parsley (just kidding). Anyway, i do not like the name Cedar. But the name Sage feels like it's in that same category...Thankfully I didn't blurt out Lafester.

Sage isn’t horrible. It could have been David, Todd, Bob, Seneca or any other quarterback we had.

 

[Walden4Prez]

Hawkeye

 

[AuH2O]

Can’t decide if this name is terrible or awesome. Dolphins CB Storm Duck.

Storm Duck

 

[farm85]

Sage isn’t horrible. It could have been David, Todd, Bob, Seneca or any other quarterback we had.

I know a kid named Jantz

 

[GTO]

Jizzle James

 

[CoachKM]

Back in HS when we played Clarinda Academy, they had a guy named Mercedes Carr

I taught this kid back in the day!

 

[RedDog]

My grandfather talked of a woman he knew named Iva Odor. I thought he was joking so just now I looked it up. Sure enough, Iva Myrtle Menefee married Algernon "Algie" Odor.

 

[AuH2O]

Jizzle James

Yes, watching Cincy play is so cringy hearing that said 500 times.

 

[cymac2408]

Anita Dickey ran for school board in Urbandale and there was also a Richard Nicewanger who lived there.

 

[cytor]

I knew a guy that had a cousin named "Timothy Burr" Always wondered if he became a tree trimmer.

 

[Cyfan1965]

Jr High Math teacher Richard "****" Wacker

 

[andybernard]

My great grandpa's name was Aines. Pronounced Anus.
My wife's great grandpa's name was Adolph.

We used family names for all 3 of our kids, but decided not to use these 2.

 

[andybernard]

A slightly sillier one was:

Bill Dorcas

Dorcas Reilly created green bean casserole.
https://www.invent.org/blog/innovation-display/original-green-bean-casserole-recipe

 

[DGC]

Poindexter

 

[ISUTex]

Wat Wen Wong