My morning while my wife is out of state on business as I was in a hurry to get on the road to do some audits, my son is 6 and needed his gym shoes on for the day. While getting them snacks I also lined up their shoes, unstrapped them and pulled the tongues out and said get your shoes in so we get out of here asap. I get back to the door and my 4 year old daughter had hers on. My son did not and looked at me and said “you know I need help with gym shoes ugh dad you’re worthless” next level patience kicked in