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EYEoftheSTORM

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Get a squirt bottle, and whenever you see them get on the counter spray the **** out of them. I have a kitten (black cat even) that would be a little **** sometimes. I have him trained to where all I have to do is snap my fingers at him when he is doing something bad and he stops doing it. It's like he knows he is doing something bad but he just wants the attention from me...
 

ribsnwhiskey

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I have a dog who thinks he's a cat, he's a total *******. Get a giraffe instead.
 

Illiniclone

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I guess as probably on the only fanatic on here who likes cats, I will come to their defense. Obviously some cats are going to be mischievous and especially as kittens more than adult cats. I also think male cats are more likely to misbehave than females. I have a female cat and when she did get in trouble I would spray with water, and now never misbehave.

I'm with you too. I love all animals but cats are easy to take care of plus where I live doesn't allow dogs. Your pets are a product of you. If your pet keeps acting up maybe what you're doing to discipline them isn't working. If you physically abuse your animal, you shouldn't have pets and should have the $hit kicked out of you.
 

pourcyne

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My cat Rudy is a bread wrestler...any bread on the counter is fair game to be wrestled to the floor (and then sampled). He also is prone to licking the frosting off Christmas cookies. So...any time that I am out of the house, I make sure that Rudy is restricted to a bread-free, cookie-free zone.

After all, he is a cat, not an ascetic.

I'm sure you know how to baby-proof your house. Cat-proofing it is not much different.
 

kilgore_trout

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Cat's do not like citrus so try squeezing some orange peels around the area you want them to stay away from. A squirt gun is good tool for some negative reinforcement. They aren't dumb. I taught my old roommate's cat to come when I whistled.
 

cyfan964

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Put packing tape sticky side up on your counters. All it will take is one time and that cat will never jump on that counter again. Best trick I've learned and used.
 

cyhiphopp

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Kittens are adorable and sweet. Then they turn into cats. You have to accept the odds that your cat may be an *** hole. Though I have met a few cats who are pretty cool.
 

CyOps

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Clyde the cat was not supposed to be on the couch so the gf put tin foil on the couch before going to work. Came home and the cat was sitting where the tinfoil was. She tried spraying him with the water bottle when he would jump on the couch but after a while he would just jump up and close his eyes, waiting for the water. Now he is allowed free use of the couch.
 

TXCyclones

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Put packing tape sticky side up on your counters. All it will take is one time and that cat will never jump on that counter again. Best trick I've learned and used.

One of the funniest things in life is tape stuck to a cat's rear paws! They'll walk on their front feet refusing to let the rear feet touch the ground. The only thing funnier is tape stuck to a dog's ***! It will run through the entire house dragging his bunger across the carpet. 5-stars! Laughed until I cried! I couldn't help the poor little thing because I was laughing too hard!
 

jdoggivjc

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Simple - get your cat a set of socks.

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ShopTalk

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In general, treat cats with love and respect. They, like all animals, know how you really feel about them and will respond to that. How they respond depends on their personality, much like humans.

Young cats are full of energy like puppies or young dogs or kids and need productive ways to burn that off. Cat toys that work for your cats are a good place to start. Toys that focus on stalking skills. Get the kids to play with them and just make sure the cats don't get over-stimulated. Unlike a dog who cannot be petted enough, cats are more sensitive to petting and it varies by breed and individual cat. They'll let you know with a paw swipe without claws if a gentle sweet natured cat or claws out if more threatened or more ornery disposition. Sure sign a cat needs a break is agressive paw attacks or biting. Stop whatever you're doing and say no, but then leave them alone to calm down. If they're playing, once they've stopping doing that if they still want to play, resume and repeat as needed. Like kids, they will learn and respond with consistent and repeated actions around what works for you and what doesn't.

Male cats, like Male humans tend to be more stand offish and likely to react with anger or more rough responses. It's the testosterone. Gets better with age and love and respect. Without it, give the cats to someone who can do that and understands the cats personality.

Cats in general don't like being picked up - they feel vulnerable and are likely to squirm and jump or hiss or worse. And never pick up a cat on their back - paws up. Over time, with trust and the right disposition, some cats will allow or even enjoy being picked up if done properly. Pick them up and support them with your forearms and leave them space to jump without restriction is generally how to do this.

Cats like to be up off the floor. Get them a dog bed or cat bed and put it up on a desk or something like that off the floor. Makes them immediately calmer and more relaxed to have their "cat cave" space. You know what I mean. Same for high perches and areas with sunlight to sun themselves.

Young kittens are going to chase each other and break stuff. Same as little kids. Keep thiings you don't want broken locked up where cats and kids can't get at them.

Feed cats in morning and evening and then pick up the food. They like to eat at or around the same time as the family - they want and expect to be part of the family. Dogs are similar, but will eat anything anytime.

Make sure to clean the litter box daily. Cats HATE a dirty box and if not kept clean, they will pee elsewhere due to being disgusted. Get your daughter doing this chore as a responsibility building task. And clean anywhere they have peed outside the litter box with a pet oder cleanser, or they'll keep peeing their - marking their territory.

If the cats go outdoors at all, use frontline on them to keep ticks and fleas out of the house, but make sure you know where exactly to apply it or the cats will lick it off and you can poison your cat. Best to have a vet tech show you how to do this first time or maybe just let them do it if easier.

Check out My Cat from Hell for good cat behavioral advice.
my cat from hell full episodes - YouTube

Check out library/amazon for cat behavior books. You'll never realize how much you didn't know about how cats behave and why until you do.

To all those cat dissers, cats don't eat poop. Dogs do. If you're into poop eating, go with a dog.
 
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cyclone87

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In general, treat cats with love and respect. They, like all animals, know how you really feel about them and will respond to that. How they respond depends on their personality, much like humans.

Young cats are full of energy like puppies or young dogs or kids and need productive ways to burn that off. Cat toys that work for your cats are a good place to start. Toys that focus on stalking skills. Get the kids to play with them and just make sure the cats don't get over-stimulated. Unlike a dog who cannot be petted enough, cats are more sensitive to petting and it varies by breed and individual cat. They'll let you know with a paw swipe without claws if a gentle sweet natured cat or claws out if more threatened or more ornery disposition. Sure sign a cat needs a break is agressive paw attacks or biting. Stop whatever you're doing and say no, but then leave them alone to calm down. If they're playing, once they've stopping doing that if they still want to play, resume and repeat as needed. Like kids, they will learn and respond with consistent and repeated actions around what works for you and what doesn't.

Male cats, like Male humans tend to be more stand offish and likely to react with anger or more rough responses. It's the testosterone. Gets better with age and love and respect. Without it, give the cats to someone who can do that and understands the cats personality.

Cats in general don't like being picked up - they feel vulnerable and are likely to squirm and jump or hiss or worse. And never pick up a cat on their back - paws up. Over time, with trust and the right disposition, some cats will allow or even enjoy being picked up if done properly. Pick them up and support them with your forearms and leave them space to jump without restriction is generally how to do this.

Cats like to be up off the floor. Get them a dog bed or cat bed and put it up on a desk or something like that off the floor. Makes them immediately calmer and more relaxed to have their "cat cave" space. You know what I mean. Same for high perches and areas with sunlight to sun themselves.

Young kittens are going to chase each other and break stuff. Same as little kids. Keep thiings you don't want broken locked up where cats and kids can't get at them.

Feed cats in morning and evening and then pick up the food. They like to eat at or around the same time as the family - they want and expect to be part of the family. Dogs are similar, but will eat anything anytime.

Make sure to clean the litter box daily. Cats HATE a dirty box and if not kept clean, they will pee elsewhere due to being disgusted. Get your daughter doing this chore as a responsibility building task. And clean anywhere they have peed outside the litter box with a pet oder cleanser, or they'll keep peeing their - marking their territory.

If the cats go outdoors at all, use frontline on them to keep ticks and fleas out of the house, but make sure you know where exactly to apply it or the cats will lick it off and you can poison your cat. Best to have a vet tech show you how to do this first time or maybe just let them do it if easier.

Check out My Cat from Hell for good cat behavioral advice.
my cat from hell full episodes - YouTube

Check out library/amazon for cat behavior books. You'll never realize how much you didn't know about how cats behave and why until you do.

To all those cat dissers, cats don't eat poop. Dogs do. If you're into poop eating, go with a dog.

great advice, it is spot on.
 

ShopTalk

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Thanks Cyclone87. A sweet, matured and patient cat can teach a human how awesome a family member they can be if the humans are willing to work with them.

I would add talk to your cat like a human. They do understand. That doesn't mean they agree or will go along, much like a stubborn child. Let them know what's in it for them or why you want them to do something. No demanding, reasoning and asking only. It works. Sometimes........same goes with kids, other people, etc.
 
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00clone

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The only thing funnier is tape stuck to a dog's ***! It will run through the entire house dragging his bunger across the carpet. 5-stars! Laughed until I cried! I couldn't help the poor little thing because I was laughing too hard!


This is a trick best performed in someone else's house. Not even asking why you were taping your dog's butt.

:eek::no:
 

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