Die in a fire.
I was not high on Mess after last year, but willing to give him another year. If I wake up on Tuesday to learn he's been canned and either Klenakis or Sturdy was promoted, I would be hard all day.
Seriously, I think most of the posters here could call a better game than what we saw last night. Look up Richardson's stats. Statistically speaking, he's far and away the best QB we've had in years, but Mess isn't getting that out of him. Hell, the run blocking wasn't that bad after the TF injury, but naturally we abandoned the run game.
Mess is garbage.
This may be the years and years of Madden and NCAA football video games but I think you may be right... I truly believe I could call a better game than Mess... his gameplan is so unbelievably vanilla and bland... every defense knows exactly what we're doing on pretty much every play...