Yikes, you’re even a bigger insecure loser than I had originally thought you were, and that is something.
Don't be scared of math! It's not hard I promise. Scroll back a few pages and there are some losers who were trying to do some mortgage calculations about Marinelli's wife's financial situation (they forgot to add the housing stipend athletes can receive though as potential household income). I bet one of those nerds will help you.